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Post by highduke on Feb 12, 2009 18:01:48 GMT -5
You guys are undersexed. You dont have to be attractive to get a girl, you just have to be able to read & know how to react to her body language, tone of voice & choice of words. The older I get (29), the less active I am in playing that game I played before 26 because a period of your life with lots of poontang & even love may displace your level of horniness forever but thats just a manifestation of a deeper sub-conscious despair of living in Modern Society that returns in a different yearning
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Post by donnie on Feb 12, 2009 18:02:05 GMT -5
at least till the marriage. ;D Well true. Or you make an arrangement. Tell your wife that as long as she stays fit and doesn't gain weight, you'll keep on staying fit too.
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Post by highduke on Feb 12, 2009 18:06:53 GMT -5
Pay attention to Reply #21
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Post by redbaron on Feb 12, 2009 19:11:39 GMT -5
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Post by highduke on Feb 12, 2009 19:30:46 GMT -5
Yeah, lots of guys can't get laid or keep a gf & compensate by working out
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Post by SuperAlbanian on Feb 12, 2009 20:30:06 GMT -5
Please do not listen to Rex on his ideas on calling Highduke... Thos handjobs he offers are not for free! He charged Skoric 2500 Dinars!
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Post by leshte on Feb 12, 2009 20:39:50 GMT -5
Its good to see a thread where Albanians and Greeks agree and don't argue. Yet.....!!!!!!
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Post by highduke on Feb 12, 2009 20:40:02 GMT -5
'good one'
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Post by meltdown711 on Feb 12, 2009 22:06:00 GMT -5
Lol, thank you everyone. Now I know how you guys reply to every single little idea about topics..
What I posted is partly true, but also partly exaggeration based on very common preconceptions and stereotypes about men.
No, I dont work out in the morning simply to look good for girls. I actually enjoy waking early and taking a nice jog to the gym, work out for an hour and a half and then take a shower. It makes me feel alive and awake, it makes me feel like I can conquer the rest of the day. Its an amazing feeling and I recommend it for everyone. I would say its almost like meditation. Im also very hygienically fixated, so if I dont have a daily shower... I feel weird. As for clothing... I dont much worry about how I dress. I actually lack a sense of style really and often have to ask my cousins about what looks good and what doesnt, since I dont actually know...
Similarly with many others. True, sex occupies far more of my mind then I am comfortable with... but I think its normal at my age. On the otherhand, my general cynicism and lack of any real emotional attachment to anything (kind of like Dexter, from the TV show by that name), means Im probably more asexual then most of my friends.
So thanks, it was fun reading the replies to everything.
Expect more such posts.... ;D
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Post by meltdown711 on Feb 12, 2009 22:17:01 GMT -5
PS: The influences for opening were many fold. For one I have to thank Duir for opening my eyes to common troll posts... I just thought to take it into another level. Secondly has been my particular dealing recently with concepts of sexuality among the ancient Greeks and Romans, and reading discourses on qualities of the paranormal: men who lacked sophrosune, who were preoccupied the way I posted above....
This kind of opened my eyes to this stuff... that I do think about it too much...
This kind stuff is said everyday among college kids...
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Post by Alb_Korcar on Feb 12, 2009 22:27:22 GMT -5
i know some peopel described u as "normal" but sorry to say this dude ur just weird
"This kind stuff is said everyday among college kids..." yea....i dont think college kids say theyre asexual or think about ancient Greeks and Romans...... like Rex said...call Highduke ;D
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Post by ILIRI I MADH on Feb 13, 2009 0:25:07 GMT -5
Damn I used to be in the same situation when I was a kid lol...you must be a virgin?
I tell you, because I had too much now I feel "dirty" in some kind of way.
I'll tell you what...dressup good be a manly man and treat bitches rough then you will score.
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Post by kapetan on Feb 13, 2009 1:05:19 GMT -5
lmaoo you ever surfing the net on some serious mission actualy reading about something or researching or whatever...then somewhere you spot something even remotly sexual or porno-ish.....and its over. now you gotta either go tap something, or hunt down more porn and rub one out. it completly makes you drop what you were doing, it destroys everyhting rofl
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Post by SKORIC on Feb 13, 2009 5:21:31 GMT -5
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Post by epiroti on Feb 13, 2009 14:33:15 GMT -5
You overdid it with the part where you said you dance to get their attention, and definatly with the part of not showering for a week.
But my favourite part was Highduke giving advice... lol
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Post by meltdown711 on Feb 13, 2009 14:38:49 GMT -5
A lot of stuff I remember from past experiences. I remember a while back me and my friends invited girls to watch the superbowl with us. It always turns out the same: guys watch it, girls huddle up together and pay no mind to it.... But I remember seeing some of the guys acting so damn fake around them. It was nauseating. Thats where I remember that from. Some other stuff in the past as well... As for clothes, my cousin is like that. 'Gotta look good for the girls, bro!' is a statement made by pretty much every guido and fratboy I have come across....
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Post by Alb_Korcar on Feb 13, 2009 14:48:12 GMT -5
well im proud of myself, ive caused two peopel to break up (both Albanian) and im not even talking to the girl now...hahahahah...let her suffer a little bit
btw Ballist do u brakedance or "stop! hammertime" lmao
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Post by plisbardhi on Feb 13, 2009 15:44:41 GMT -5
Ilir has given the best advice so far. Remember you are the noble Albanian warrior, they are there for your taking. The less you treat girls with respect the more they want you, sexual innuendos are gold, it plants the seed and shows you arn't too pussy to take it to that level.
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Post by highduke on Feb 15, 2009 11:17:31 GMT -5
Hey S.hittlekeit, if you don't wanna treat dumb hoes like crap just to get to their p.ussy or a loving relationship, why not try the other 'Albanian love' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_pederasty Lol historically, that's part of the 'Noble Albanian warrior' ethic that ILIR & pissbardhi advise you to live by...
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Post by sotneser on Feb 15, 2009 11:42:05 GMT -5
Hey S.hittlekeit, if you don't wanna treat dumb hoes like crap just to get to their p.ussy or a loving relationship, why not try the other 'Albanian love' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_pederasty Lol historically, that's part of the 'Noble Albanian warrior' ethic that ILIR & pissbardhi advise you to live by... wow strait back with the same crap ok guys, handjob all around by the mighty highduke
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