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Post by ILIRI I MADH on Jul 22, 2008 23:23:07 GMT -5
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,even if retired you have those sometimes try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box andread it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personallytested and then sanitized.'
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE ISALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
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Post by Kastorianos on Jul 23, 2008 2:44:45 GMT -5
No. Proud to be a student!
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Post by fannoli on Jul 23, 2008 2:46:58 GMT -5
I hate my job but im going on vacation with my girl in three weeks.
Some relaxing time finally so im looking forward!! That makes me go to work everyday otherwise i would quit when school starts.
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Post by PARIS DIO_MYSUS! on Jul 23, 2008 10:34:42 GMT -5
Home is boring so... back to work !
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Post by Teuta1975 on Jul 23, 2008 23:07:02 GMT -5
Yes...passionately...
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Post by SuperAlbanian on Jul 24, 2008 6:10:35 GMT -5
I love my job! I feel sorry for the people that hate it.
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Post by jerryspringer on Jul 24, 2008 19:56:22 GMT -5
I'm going to start on my new job on September 1. I really hope it won't be something I will hate because there are a lot of things at stake.
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Post by c0gnate on Jul 24, 2008 20:26:39 GMT -5
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.' That doesn't mean he put it in his own a.s.s.
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Post by vanilo on Jul 26, 2008 13:07:51 GMT -5
I don't work, haven't really worked in my life (except from two minor jobs which I HATED) nor do I plan to work in the future (unless it's necessary, of course).
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Post by ILIRI I MADH on Jul 26, 2008 14:11:32 GMT -5
so how do you survive?
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Post by PARIS DIO_MYSUS! on Jul 26, 2008 14:21:48 GMT -5
women should not work they are all housewifes vanilko is right !
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Post by vanilo on Jul 26, 2008 14:29:26 GMT -5
Well, I don't know about Albanian culture but in my culture it's usually men who's the providers. Even if the women have got jobs, too.
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Post by vanilo on Jul 26, 2008 14:38:44 GMT -5
lol, Mysia, I didn't say women should be housewives. I'm just saying that I, personally, don't like to work and never had a reason to work...it's working for my husband and I to divide our roles "oldfashionedly" but it might not work for somebody else. In fact, I know several people who would not be able to rely on one man's income alone. Also, just because I don't work nor intend to work, I'm still gonna finish uni and get my degree. I don't exactly waste my time and just sit at home and watch Oprah or whatever . I fill out the time with meaningful things besides cleaning, cooking, laundrying, ironing etc. (which is also important) . Things I like way more than work.
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Post by rex362 on Jul 26, 2008 16:28:07 GMT -5
job ...?? anybody that resides in Texas , New York or Illinois contact me through private message and I will show you an opportunity so you can quit your job
no bs...and yes its legal .... ;D
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Post by PARIS DIO_MYSUS! on Jul 27, 2008 13:09:12 GMT -5
Vanilo... I see you're a lazzy gal .
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Post by jerryspringer on Jul 27, 2008 14:36:51 GMT -5
I knew this day would come when Vanillo would be indoctrinated in the patriarchal society that her culture belongs to. Vanillo, spare me your excuses. I think that what you do with your life if shameless. You live in Denmark and you should adapt to this culture. You should provide for your self and not depend on your husband. You should contribute to the Danish society with a self-worth attitude and not just by squeezing babies. To say that you don't like to work is a shameless thing to say. We may not all like our jobs and we may not always feel like working, but it's what we do for a living; and, most importantly, work helps you grow and define your character; and no, it's not a capitalistic way of thinking. All strong socities, regardless of what culture they belong to, have people working. A job gives you a way to interact with others and offers you a challenge. So get of your fat aZZ and start doing something useful for a change. Tell that Islamistic hubby of yours and you will start working because, 1) he's not making enough money, 2) because you're bored with him, and 3) because you like to interact with Europeans for a change.
Vanillo, what the hell happened to you? You used to have dreams and ambitions. Don't try to fool me on this. Don't try to laugh it off. I remember your old posts in the Romanian forum. Those dudes made you change your mind. You sold yourself for a bit comfortability. You will grow passive and seek the companion of other Muslim women like yourself. You will invest your hope in your offspring and you will spend your time doing simple housework and in your free time, you will exchange gossips with your housewife friends. You will await with great excitement for your mate to give you the attention that you seek; and for a few years, it will all be fine. But eventually, he will grow bored with you and you will try to please him using all means, including showing off as a good wife to his friends and family. A vacation here and there will boost your love life, but in the long run, you're doomed to be vacant. As a taxpayer in Denmark, I strongly disagree with this lifestyle and I don't want my taxmoney to go the children that you'll be raising in this slappy culture of yours! I'm sorry if your parents threatened your life, but grow some balls, damn it!
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Post by terroreign on Jul 27, 2008 15:04:00 GMT -5
^Telling a woman to grow some balls, Lmao
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Post by SKORIC on Jul 28, 2008 1:53:57 GMT -5
Vanilo, whats the point of going to uni pregnant if your not gonna work anyways lol
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Post by SKORIC on Jul 28, 2008 2:12:12 GMT -5
I knew this day would come when Vanillo would be indoctrinated in the patriarchal society that her culture belongs to. Vanillo, spare me your excuses. I think that what you do with your life if shameless. You live in Denmark and you should adapt to this culture. You should provide for your self and not depend on your husband. You should contribute to the Danish society with a self-worth attitude and not just by squeezing babies. To say that you don't like to work is a shameless thing to say. We may not all like our jobs and we may not always feel like working, but it's what we do for a living; and, most importantly, work helps you grow and define your character; and no, it's not a capitalistic way of thinking. All strong socities, regardless of what culture they belong to, have people working. A job gives you a way to interact with others and offers you a challenge. So get of your fat aZZ and start doing something useful for a change. Tell that Islamistic hubby of yours and you will start working because, 1) he's not making enough money, 2) because you're bored with him, and 3) because you like to interact with Europeans for a change. Vanillo, what the hell happened to you? You used to have dreams and ambitions. Don't try to fool me on this. Don't try to laugh it off. I remember your old posts in the Romanian forum. Those dudes made you change your mind. You sold yourself for a bit comfortability. You will grow passive and seek the companion of other Muslim women like yourself. You will invest your hope in your offspring and you will spend your time doing simple housework and in your free time, you will exchange gossips with your housewife friends. You will await with great excitement for your mate to give you the attention that you seek; and for a few years, it will all be fine. But eventually, he will grow bored with you and you will try to please him using all means, including showing off as a good wife to his friends and family. A vacation here and there will boost your love life, but in the long run, you're doomed to be vacant. As a taxpayer in Denmark, I strongly disagree with this lifestyle and I don't want my taxmoney to go the children that you'll be raising in this slappy culture of yours! I'm sorry if your parents threatened your life, but grow some balls, damn it! If she doesnt wanna work then its her choice, i wish i could do the same ;D Hopefully my future wife will become rich and ill live off her... then ill wake up in a puddle of my own pee, and reluctently go to work deppressed lol
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Post by jerryspringer on Jul 28, 2008 3:57:38 GMT -5
It is her choice, but it is a poor choice.
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