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Post by Novus Dis on Jun 2, 2009 10:22:41 GMT -5
Q: Why is it that Muslim women in the Balkans walk in front of their husbands when Muslim women in other parts of the world walk behind their husbands? A: Because there are a lot of landmines in the Balkans.
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donnie
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Nike Leka i Kelmendit
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Post by donnie on Jun 2, 2009 11:02:29 GMT -5
Q) How can you stop a Serbian tank? A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.
Q)Why don't Serbs play hide and seek? A)Because no one will look for them.
Q)How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom? A)None, it's a Serbs job!
Serbian girl comes home and says, "Daddy I'm pregnant!" Her father replies, "Are you sure it's yours?"
Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at a Serb? A)When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.
Q) What Happens when an Serb with a Boner runs into a wall? A) He breaks his nose
Q) What do you do if you run over a Serb? A) Reverse
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Post by fazlinho on Jun 2, 2009 11:54:29 GMT -5
LMAO
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Kralj Vatra
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Warning: Sometimes uses foul language & insults!!!
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Post by Kralj Vatra on Jun 2, 2009 15:13:51 GMT -5
Q) What is the births/deaths rate in albania/southern kosovo. A) Zero, because any albo is born dead by definition.
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Post by soko on Jun 2, 2009 15:31:23 GMT -5
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Post by Novus Dis on Jun 2, 2009 22:07:14 GMT -5
4 delegates from America, Russia, Serbia and Albania arrive to discuss what they can do to help the situation in the Congo. The American delegate says he will send over several thousand planes and enforce a no fly zone. The Russian delegate says he will also send planes to augment the Americans in enforcing a no fly zone. The Serbian delegate says he will also send planes to augment the Americans and Russians in enforcing a no fly zone. Finally the Albanian delegate says "Very well, we will send over 1 plane!" The other delegates plead with the Albanian delegate to send out more to which the Albanian delegate replies "Very well, we will send over 2 planes!" The other delegates insist that this is not enough to which the Albanian delegate signs and says "Very well, we will send over all 3 of our airplanes!"
A Serb and a Shqiptar are walking on the fringe of a canyon when they come across a genie bottle. They rub the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie tells them "Jump into the canyon and yell out a word, whatever you yell out will populate the part of the canyon which you land on." So the Serb gets ready, runs and jumps into the canyon while yelling "BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!" The Shqiptar gets ready, runs, trips and yells "Crap!"
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Post by Novus Dis on Jun 2, 2009 22:10:21 GMT -5
Also, all Donnie did was find jokes about Shqiptars, Jews, Gypsies and Poles then replace the words Shqiptar, Jew, Gypsy and Poles with Serb.
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Post by superstar on Jun 3, 2009 2:07:34 GMT -5
Dalmatinac se dere nekom plivaèu: "Brže, brže plivaj, lovi te morski pas!"
plivaè:"šta je bre, ne èujem te dobro?"
Dalmatinac:"A, ništa ništa, samo ti lijepo plivaj"
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Post by Novus Dis on Jun 3, 2009 2:22:08 GMT -5
Ajde selo da selimo!- Gde cemo ga naseliti?- Med' obrve devojacke.- Tu ne može selo biti: Nema šume, nema vode, Nema zemlje za oranje!
Ajde selo da selimo!- Gde cemo ga naseliti?- Medu dojke devojacke.- Tu ne može selo biti: Nema šume, nema vode, Nema zemlje za oranje!
Ajde selo da selimo!- Gde cemo ga naseliti?- Medu noge devojacke.- Ta tu može selo biti: Ima šume ima vode, Ima zemlje za oranje!
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Post by zgembo on Jun 3, 2009 2:54:10 GMT -5
Moj omiljeni vic iz davne 1998:
Dosla strana posmatracka misija na Kosovo pre bombardovanja, da vide da li je bilo zlocina.
Dodju u jedno selo i nadju 50 mrtvih Siptara. Pitaju Srbe sta je to bilo, kazu ovi:"jeli su otrovne pecurke i svi se potrovali i pomrli".
Odu u drugo selo i tamo nadju jedno 30 mrtvih Siptara. Opet pitaju sta im se desilo, a ovi opet odgovore da su "jeli su otrovne pecurke i svi se potrovali i pomrli".
Odlazi misija u trece selo, i vide i tamo 30 mrtvih Siptara, ali svi imaju rupu na glavi. Pitaju Srbe, sta se ovima desilo i kakve su im to rupe na glavi, a ovi odgovaraju: "jebiga, ovi nisu hteli da jedu pecurke"! ;D
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Trazi Vise
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Today's "church" has NOTHING to do with religion.
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Post by Trazi Vise on Jun 3, 2009 2:54:38 GMT -5
rofl love them all, just got this today via sms...
Kupuje mujo cigare na kiosku pa kaze prodavacici, "Necu one od koji se dobija rak pluca, nego mi dajte one sto stete trudnoci!"
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Lib-Fier
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Bricklayer 'works for meals'
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Post by Lib-Fier on Jun 3, 2009 7:48:06 GMT -5
Q) What is the births/deaths rate in albania/southern kosovo. A) Zero, because any albo is born dead by definition. eh, that was just retarted.
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Post by leshte on Jun 3, 2009 20:25:47 GMT -5
It takes Pirdhos, the PhD holder to come with up with that.
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Post by coke&broke on Jun 4, 2009 13:03:30 GMT -5
What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Sloberdown Myco'ckyoubitc'h. Brought to you by courtesy of Google
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Lib-Fier
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Bricklayer 'works for meals'
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Post by Lib-Fier on Jun 4, 2009 16:05:34 GMT -5
haha, classic!
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rex362
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Post by rex362 on Jun 6, 2009 18:59:04 GMT -5
a balcan joke....
Pyrrosomavichobich
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zez
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Post by zez on Jan 5, 2018 2:01:46 GMT -5
Q) How can you stop a Serbian tank? A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it. Q)Why don't Serbs play hide and seek? A)Because no one will look for them. Q)How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom? A)None, it's a Serbs job! Serbian girl comes home and says, "Daddy I'm pregnant!" Her father replies, "Are you sure it's yours?" Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at a Serb? A)When you are looking through the scope of your rifle. Q) What Happens when an Serb with a Boner runs into a wall? A) He breaks his nose Q) What do you do if you run over a Serb? A) Reverse
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zez
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Post by zez on Jan 5, 2018 2:04:31 GMT -5
Q:What does an Albanian say when a Serbian child crosses the border into Kosovo? A:GENOCIDE! HELP NATO HELP!
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