Anthologic
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Post by Anthologic on Jun 23, 2009 21:33:30 GMT -5
Is this the true location and origin of Albania? (above the persian empire)
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Post by Novus Dis on Jun 23, 2009 22:23:13 GMT -5
Highduke did some research when I originally brought that up and the answer was conclusive: Yes.
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Post by Novus Dis on Jun 23, 2009 22:24:52 GMT -5
I also explain how they travelled through the Crimea in order to reach the Balkans which would explain why there is no mention of Shqiptars anywhere in the Balkans until a few hundreds years after Serbs showed up there.
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Post by leshte on Jun 24, 2009 0:22:51 GMT -5
Lol, Serbs came from Iran, so what the hell one of you decided to say Albanians came from there too. And if you squint you can see Kosova in between there, too. Serbs brought it to the balkans with them. The blackbirds followed from Crimea at a later time, which explains why the Turks followed to take back the blackbirds which the Serbs thought they should be raised in fields; but the Ottomans were against that. And then they offered an Iranian-Serb king a deal he couldn't refuse. They told him if he gave them their birds back he would have his heavenly kingdom on earth. He accepted. This of course turned into a legend when it was turned into a song with the same title "Heaven on earth" by Britney Spears. Then some pizza faced freckled teenager who was known by the name of Zadnji got so touched by the song he though he was enlightened and saw himself as the Serb Guru; the incarnation of HighDike, who went by religious name of "The Great Phallus Admirer". Of course the enlightenment was nothing more but the image of one of Britney's bodyguards by the name of Rex who was the object of desires of "HighDike The Phallus Admirer" who being trapped in the body of the Serb Guru the pizza faced teenager gave him a brain injury while trying to release himself from his body and approach Rex with a proposition. Handjobs for all Britney's bodyguards in return for Rex's blackbird. And this kids is how the myth of the field of blackbirds was formed.
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Post by Novus Dis on Jun 24, 2009 0:48:41 GMT -5
Serbs came from the area now known as Poland and Germany.
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Post by leshte on Jun 24, 2009 9:18:23 GMT -5
Have you ever seen a Polak and then looked at yourself in the mirror? Or a German and looked at yourselves in the mirror.
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Kralj Vatra
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Post by Kralj Vatra on Jun 24, 2009 9:36:09 GMT -5
Have you ever seen a Polak and then looked at yourself in the mirror? Or a German and looked at yourselves in the mirror. at least 30% of Serbs look like Poles. I am sure Serbs looked exactly like Poles before mixing with the local vlahs in the balkans.
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Post by Lib-Fier on Jun 24, 2009 9:43:28 GMT -5
how the f are you so sure? the most learned of scholars will tell that it is probably they looked like polacks...but no, YOU are sure!
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Post by leshte on Jun 24, 2009 9:46:30 GMT -5
Because he used to be a PhD holder before now for some reason all he has is a lame a$$ MS in computer science. You know the classes you take in engineering schools to improve your GPA along with Art History.
Braging about an MS in computer science. Only in my graduating class there were about 1000 people with the same degree and that is only one school in one borough of one city.
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Post by bob1389 on Jun 24, 2009 10:39:42 GMT -5
If you watch Michael Palin's Guide to New Europe, he stops over in Albania and it is very much depicted as a backward, non-European cesspit of poverty and crime (to quote Palin, 'everyone drives Mercedes but noone knows where they got them from)
They are very much an eastern peoples (not eastern european, rather Asianic) in both culture and mentality - sacraficing goats to the gods, breeding children unlike any other European country and overall are very Asianic in appearance (inbred between Asian and Middle Eastern tribes)
That map posted does not surprise me at all.
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Post by Kralj Vatra on Jun 24, 2009 10:50:57 GMT -5
Bob, i have watched the guy (Michael Palin) and in his documentary about Croatia/BIH/Serbia he was a total whore. I almost went to the toilet to vomit.
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Post by Lib-Fier on Jun 24, 2009 10:51:59 GMT -5
very thorough analysis bob, very enlightened indeed,
so what then, would you call a bunch of cavenen with overgrown facial hair wreaking havoc across the balcans, ripping people apart and straving people in concentration camps, here's what the british councellor said of the serbs after that twat shot the austrin prince in sarajevo,
'we fear that germany may become too powerfull to stop in the future that's why i recommend we enter the war, this is not in support of serbian people, if a tidal wave washed over serbia and wiped out all the people the world would be a better place'
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Post by SKORIC on Jun 24, 2009 10:55:08 GMT -5
lol yeh the sacraficing the goat was funny. Heres another part "you can have take a vacation and repel an invasion from here" lol
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Post by bob1389 on Jun 24, 2009 10:57:49 GMT -5
Bob, i have watched the guy (Michael Palin) and in his documentary about Croatia/BIH/Serbia he was a total w**re. I almost went to the toilet to vomit. Yeah, it wasn't very flattering to any of the countries, except Croatia. I thought it was funny when he was on the boat and the Cro captain was very hesitant of crossing towards Albania - though who could blame him.
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Post by leshte on Jun 24, 2009 10:59:44 GMT -5
Skoric did you pee yourself when you first saw the sea. Serbs stop bathing in the Danube you are polluting it. ;D
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Post by bob1389 on Jun 24, 2009 11:01:09 GMT -5
very thorough analysis bob, very enlightened indeed, so what then, would you call a bunch of cavenen with overgrown facial hair wreaking havoc across the balcans, ripping people apart and straving people in concentration camps, here's what the british councellor said of the serbs after that twat shot the austrin prince in sarajevo, 'we fear that germany may become too powerfull to stop in the future that's why i recommend we enter the war, this is not in support of serbian people, if a tidal wave washed over serbia and wiped out all the people the world would be a better place' War is war, I'm not going to make excuses for those crazy times. But this is Tirana - the Albanian capital of the world - in 2009. Funny coloured buildings in rainbow colours may seem fun to a dyslexic child - but in the grand scheme of things it makes you look like retards - the poor mans Kazakhstan as Jon Stewart has said. You can blame communism, Serbs, the devil, dodgy pyramid schemes and everything else - BUT it is your mongul mentality that is holding you back.
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Post by bob1389 on Jun 24, 2009 11:05:04 GMT -5
I will never forget this BBC article in 2004. Tirana: Where the streets have no name news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4062429.stmEven Africa is laughing at you. But hey, it's not important aslong as you are 'red and black n proud to be albanian' lolzZZzZ
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Post by leshte on Jun 24, 2009 11:08:42 GMT -5
Some of those color schemes are very well done some suck. So what was the relationship between mongols and color schemes again I missed the connection. Between Genghis Khan the Mongol ruled half of the world. Just a quick fact for you.
Having said that, you guys need to travel a bit. I have the Caribbean in my backyard, with the white sand and blue waters and all. When you stop bathing in the muddy ponds in Serbia come joke here. There are new neighbourhoods that have been created since the fall fall of communism. Some of them are brand new and have no official street name. In fact Tirana is growing so fast that it will very soon join Durres and become one city. Other city's do not have this problem for the most part. Tirana is almost there with other European cities.
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Post by bob1389 on Jun 24, 2009 11:11:36 GMT -5
From the BBC article;
Agroup of experts is currently trawling through Albanian history for poets, writers, scientists and heroes to grace the country's streets and squares
Holy shit, they were able to put together a WHOLE group of experts! Bravo Albania.
Let me guess what they came up with
1)Skenderbeg 1st Street 2)Skedebeg Ave 3)Skedebeg Ble ...ummmmmm
4)Skenderbeg 2nd Street
....ummmm
5)Mother Teresa Street
Repeat numbers 1 and 5 x6000 wohooo!
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Post by bob1389 on Jun 24, 2009 11:14:21 GMT -5
Some of those color schemes are very well done some suck. So what was the relationship between mongols and color schemes again I missed the connection. Between Genghis Khan the Mongol ruled half of the world. Just a quick fact for you. Yes but years of inbreding have left a terrible toll. Not even the glorious Mongul genes can compete with such blatant abuse of genetics. Belgrade can be bombed for another 10 years and it would still not fall to that level. That says A LOT.
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