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Post by ivo on Apr 22, 2010 14:18:56 GMT -5
Oh oh, I think when Parasites came up with that thought provoking reply he probably climaxed. Good job there little buddy! Pat yourself on the back, I'm sure you've made your parents proud.
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Post by engers on Apr 23, 2010 2:53:19 GMT -5
What do they call abortion in Belgrade?
A cancelled serb
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Post by engers on Apr 23, 2010 3:18:01 GMT -5
An African hunter wandered into a cannibal village and saw a menu quoting price of $5 for Italians, $10 for Irishmen, $15 for Germans, $20 for Frenchmen and $100 for serbs.
The hunter told the cannibal chief prices were way too high for serbs.
Oh yeah, said the chief, you ever try to clean one of them?
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Post by shqiptars on Apr 23, 2010 10:33:17 GMT -5
Can somebody lock this thread before anymore degenerates defecate in it?
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Post by bato2 on Apr 23, 2010 15:09:47 GMT -5
Everybody. You're not welcome. You little pathetic creature
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Post by engers on Apr 23, 2010 17:56:57 GMT -5
Can somebody lock this thread before anymore degenerates defecate in it? picajzlo parasite and pidhos
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Post by shqiptars on Apr 23, 2010 22:59:15 GMT -5
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Post by bato2 on Apr 24, 2010 5:43:53 GMT -5
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Post by shqiptars on Apr 24, 2010 11:06:49 GMT -5
Bato has obviously no sense of irony.
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Post by engers on Apr 24, 2010 11:47:11 GMT -5
picajzlo parasite I can see that you are proud of that what your nation done in Kosovo.
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Post by shqiptars on Apr 24, 2010 12:06:52 GMT -5
Proud? No. We (meaning Serbs) should have done it to the civilians too, not just the soldiers. But what can you do when the Serbs are the most moral tribe in the Balkans? It's a curse, I tell you. You see, you Shqiptars don't concern yourselves with petty morals. It's about the only thing I respect about your tribe. Of course, you don't even understand what morality is so it's not really a choice for you so I guess I'm dishing out my respect a little too soon. Nevertheless, we cannot win the final war unless a large minority of Serbs decides to do the practical thing and wipe out every Shqiptar in the Balkans.
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Post by Caslav Klonimirovic on Apr 25, 2010 7:31:26 GMT -5
An elderly Albanian couple is sitting in their dark flat in Pristina. The electricity is out, yet again, and they are sitting in front of a blank television, lights out, food beginning to rot in the refrigerator which isn't running, no hot water, and certainly no cooking to do. They are just sitting there, wondering what to do next when all of the sudden, the crackle of electricity is heard when the lights begin to flicker. The television comes to life, the hum of the refrigerator can be heard and the water heater starts up.
The old man looks at his wife and says „Honey, get my gun. The Serbs are back.”
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Kralj Vatra
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Post by Kralj Vatra on Apr 25, 2010 9:35:53 GMT -5
An elderly Albanian couple is sitting in their dark flat in Pristina. The electricity is out, yet again, and they are sitting in front of a blank television, lights out, food beginning to rot in the refrigerator which isn't running, no hot water, and certainly no cooking to do. They are just sitting there, wondering what to do next when all of the sudden, the crackle of electricity is heard when the lights begin to flicker. The television comes to life, the hum of the refrigerator can be heard and the water heater starts up. The old man looks at his wife and says „Honey, get my gun. The Serbs are back.” nice one bro! +1 from me
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Post by engers on Apr 25, 2010 16:03:09 GMT -5
A Greek Couple Start Fighting
Husband: If you knew how to clean and cook, I wouldn't need a servant in this house.
Wife: If you knew how to have sex, I wouldn't need the Albanian either.
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Post by engers on Apr 25, 2010 16:04:20 GMT -5
Q)What do you throw a drowning Serb? A)It's wife and kids
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Post by Kralj Vatra on Apr 25, 2010 16:32:35 GMT -5
the emetic lunacy goes on.... btw engers the joke with the greeks was sooooooooo clever... NOT
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Post by shqiptars on Apr 25, 2010 23:20:48 GMT -5
Look at that adorable Shqiptar! It's trying to be people.
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Post by engers on Apr 26, 2010 6:04:23 GMT -5
the emetic lunacy goes on.... btw engers the joke with the greeks was sooooooooo clever... NOT pidhos, A crab is no fish, and a Greek is no man. (this is what your brothers Russians are saying about greeks)
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Post by engers on Apr 26, 2010 6:09:07 GMT -5
Look at that adorable Shqiptar! It's trying to be people. I heard that you were a Shqiptarkiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
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Post by shqiptars on Apr 26, 2010 6:58:19 GMT -5
Yes, it must be quite a shock to see somebody who bathes frequently.
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