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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 10:35:04 GMT -5
Hello Serbia and my Serbian people ...its the last 21st of the year 2007 for my monthly posting .... and you should all be pleased that I ,Dr Rexxy will take your request all fricken day long for free on advice and counseling on Serbian psycho and personal problems or just plain old simple advice on just about anything ....even free picks on Lottery #'s Att: Fender,Duracell,stanko and mapco(btw happy b-day) so I will be cruising the serbian highways like the free man that I am all day long till the sun sets so go ahead and tell me of your problems and I will be glad to help . WHO'S FIRST ... dont be shy ..we all know each other hear very well ...
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 10:50:07 GMT -5
And a special bonus for Emperor ...Today only,I will offer free counseling and advice on Interracial marriages.
so open up here and tell us the home problems ...bcs we all know if there are any problems they usualy pop up near them Holidays ...Them woman can sure get hostile or the opposite which is worse....whispering shhh shhhh..."oversensitive"
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 10:59:57 GMT -5
Later in the day I will reveal the 6 types of defense mechanism called Denial.
so get your note pads ready for scribbling later...
............................ Beachpolice....you still security on the beach or did you get that gig at WalMart ??
SarPlaninovic ....your not on much ....seems you have grown tired of playing lawer .....has your wife divorced you yet ? you know 50/50 ...hows that Dodge mini van running
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Post by Dsurazal on Dec 21, 2007 11:29:58 GMT -5
It's Dsurazal, not Duracell. Rex your getting too old, put on your glasses and drink your prune juice.
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 11:32:49 GMT -5
oh ...I'm glad you made it Dsurazal....the Duracell was a ruse just to call you out ...I know the Serbian psyche well
whats bothering you lately ...tell us here in public ...I'm am offering free help and evaluation
so you been having dreams of Fender, you say ...?
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Post by Dsurazal on Dec 21, 2007 11:45:17 GMT -5
Well I am having one problem, it is very personal but I will share it. I have an addiction. An addiction to sex with women but not just any women. Albanian women, I don't know what it is but I want to impregnate them all to boost the Albanian population IQ. I had a dream the other night that I was an Albanian Lord and declared "primae noctis" (I had been watching Braveheart and ate after midnight), anyways my question is I want to start working on this obsession right away but I don't know if I should start my full scale penetration invasion in Kosovo or Albania. Please tell me what the best choice is? Thank you.
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 11:49:45 GMT -5
I am glad you answered us here in public ...it helps much bcs you are not alone ..there are many Serbians with that specific problem
and I'm glad you had the groins to stand up in front of us all.
Dsurazal....seems you have multiple symptoms of Personality disorder
most likely Serbo Narcissistic Personality Disorder .....aka SNPD
To be honest here, Your in love with yourself, and have little positive regard for others other than in a superficial manner. They tend to be grandiose in how you present yourself, and tend to demand admiration from others.You believe you are special and deserve special treatment, regardless of the problems this creates for others. You readily take advantage of others, and tend to be quite arrogant. In actuality, You are very sensitive, and tend to not be able to tolerate any criticism or negative feedback. You seek treatment because you are frustrated in getting what you want. However, you often do not seek treatment, because you perceive everyone else as causing the problems, not yourself.
Tell us more brother....
by any chance did a dog or other pet bite you and run away to never come back home ...??
my Honest advice and cure would be for you to witness your sister having sex/love with her husband/biyfriend or neighbor and then take 2 aspirins and call me in the morning with the hot steamy details
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 12:02:13 GMT -5
OK ....who's next ?
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Post by Dsurazal on Dec 21, 2007 12:04:38 GMT -5
Well in an hour I have a date planned with an Albanian Girl, I thought I might start domestic and work my way out from the US...do you know if there are many Albanian girls in the Caribbean? I was hoping to take a short stay there on my way to Europe.
You could be right about the Narcissistic Personality Disorder, I do flex a lot in the mirror and have been known to make sex tapes with me and Albanian girls. My life is something like the first 30 seconds of this video clip:
What do you think doc?
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 12:06:39 GMT -5
again ...
my Honest advice and cure would be for you to witness your sister having sex/love with her husband/boyfriend or neighbor and then take 2 aspirins and call me in the morning with the hot steamy details
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Post by Dsurazal on Dec 21, 2007 12:12:28 GMT -5
Is that your professional advice? I might have to go with a second opinion doc.
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 12:17:31 GMT -5
well yes...thats my advice/prescription ...and its for free as well...
I know the Serbian Psyche well
if you want a 2nd opinion go on ahead ... sometime when you pay for it you might think its the best service offered ....but don't be fooled by imitators in my field of expertise
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 12:17:55 GMT -5
N E X Twheres Fender...
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 15:05:15 GMT -5
Cmon guys/gals
Tell Dr Rexxy what your problems are ...I can fix
I will be here today only ....then ..pooooof gone til next month
get in line against the wall to the left please ...
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 18:13:58 GMT -5
ok ,,,it seems that Fender no like to talk about any of his problems in public... ...
Fender you cam private message me anytime and everything will be confidential ...(unless you start talking about wanted sex change thing)
what about you Highduke...come here and let me analyze your azzz
whats buggin you ?
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Post by rex362 on Dec 21, 2007 21:02:10 GMT -5
Last Call.... gone in 30 minutes...
vi bezobrazni
see ya guyes here on 01-21-2008
Merry Christmas and a Free Kosova for the new year
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Post by rex362 on Dec 22, 2007 16:03:21 GMT -5
Vinjak !!!!!!
its my monthly comical act for sf ...I do it once a month
you %%$##@$%#$^*&(^%&%&!%%OFF
never mind
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Post by vinjak on Dec 22, 2007 16:39:12 GMT -5
its my monthly comical act for sf ...I do it once a month
I know, and you had your last call said your goodbyes until next month and I moved it.
Merry Christmas to you ;D
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Post by rex362 on Dec 22, 2007 16:50:11 GMT -5
move it in your azzz
Merry Christmas to you too dik
might as well delete whole thing ....
DELETE IT
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Post by vinjak on Dec 22, 2007 16:56:15 GMT -5
Oh I forgot, have a great New Year too.
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