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Post by uz on Jul 13, 2011 18:09:00 GMT -5
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Post by uz on Dec 24, 2011 19:09:08 GMT -5
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Post by missanthropology58 on Dec 26, 2011 9:08:53 GMT -5
Ilir posted this Me: My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust"....... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.. I somehow think that's not a joke on your part. Anyway here's mine One day an old man sat down on a bench and across the street he saw a little boy sitting on the curb. The old man sat and watched him and saw that he was holding a cat by the tail and had candy in his hand. Every few minutes, the little boy would pop a few pieces of candy in his mouth, bite the cat on the tail, and scoot down a little bit. After the man watched the little boy for a few minutes he walked over and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy replied, "I'm playing truck driver!" "Playing truck driver?" the man asked. "Yeah, I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on down the line!" LOL!
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Post by uz on Jan 2, 2012 21:06:31 GMT -5
;D lol ZAGREB -- A 26-year-old Macedonian woman was fined and banned from driving in Croatia, after police stopped her vehicle that was traveling at 246 kilometers per hour.The woman was driving a Swiss license plates Porsche when she almost doubled the 130 km/h speed limit on that section of the highway.
She was ordered to pay 7,000 Croatian kunas (some EUR 930) in fines, and will not be allowed to use foreign driver's license in Croatia for the next 12 months.www.b92.net/eng/news/region-article.php?yyyy=2012&mm=01&dd=02&nav_id=78092
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Post by srbobran on Jan 3, 2012 16:13:23 GMT -5
^What a bo$$
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Post by ulf on Apr 3, 2012 13:22:38 GMT -5
Ok, here goes one joke...
Robber takes out his gun and aim it at man in expensive suit.
Robber: Give me all YOUR money! Man: But... I... I am politician Robber: Ok then, give me all MY money!
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Post by uz on Apr 24, 2012 14:43:50 GMT -5
Plasirala država markice sa likom Mirka Cvetkovića, medzutim, svi se zale da se slabo lepe. - Ma, kako slabo?, uzvikne Mirko, i ode u trafiku. Uzme jednu markicu, pljune, zalepi, pokusa da odlepi, ali ne ide. - Kako slabo, pitam ja vas!? - Eeee, gospodine premijeru, pa, ljudi ne pljuju sa te strane.
;D
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