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Post by diurpaneus on Sept 26, 2011 9:36:48 GMT -5
Bullets can't kill him. He eats Chuck Norris for desert!
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Post by derk on Sept 26, 2011 11:55:37 GMT -5
Yep. He is one hard f**ker. Kinda reminds me of Boris The Blade aka Boris The Bullet-Dodger from the movie Snatch. ;D
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Post by missanthropology58 on Sept 26, 2011 15:23:03 GMT -5
Boris Becker?
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Post by diurpaneus on Sept 27, 2011 5:39:19 GMT -5
Some facts about this guy... This guys' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. This guy counted to infinity - twice. This guy does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. This guy goes killing. If you can see this guy, he can see you. If you can't see this guy you may be only seconds away from death. This guy sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled money-making ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, this guy roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for this guy. This guy built a time machine and went back in time to stop the Pope John Paul II shootings. As Mehmet Ali Ağca shot, this guy met all bullets with his mustache, deflecting them. The Pope's back exploded out of sheer amazement. This guy has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. They once made toilet paper with this guys' face, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody. A blind man once stepped on this guys' shoe. He replied, "Don't you know who I am?" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing the former blind man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by this guy.
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Post by Moe Lester on Sept 27, 2011 9:09:07 GMT -5
Who is this guy?
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Post by uz on Sept 27, 2011 11:50:23 GMT -5
epic
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Post by derk on Sept 27, 2011 15:31:22 GMT -5
A kurdish singer in turkey. He is usually referred as the emperor.
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Post by missanthropology58 on Sept 27, 2011 18:08:48 GMT -5
Yabanci Damat 3. Bolum Part 5/7
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Post by Moe Lester on Sept 27, 2011 19:55:57 GMT -5
So he's popular in Turkey?
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Post by derk on Sept 29, 2011 15:48:30 GMT -5
yeah, mostly among the kurdish population
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Post by missanthropology58 on Sept 29, 2011 16:06:04 GMT -5
POW!
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