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Post by jerryspringer on Apr 30, 2008 17:47:50 GMT -5
Terrorreign, your response was not up-to-standard of your average reply. C0gnate was giving his input on his impression of women and sexology; and you posted like you were some 15-year-old kid. We've all heard that kind of lame joke, before. Now, to your defense, c0gnate is a pervert who will take on any opportunity to talk dirty--especially if there are women around. He's the kind of guy who wants to hint on his experience, yet maintain a sexy attitude--the kind of attitude that a guy gives before he hits 40. Yes, indeed, c0gnate is on his way to hit 40 and it shows.
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Post by rex362 on Apr 30, 2008 17:54:53 GMT -5
its all in the mind ...
trust me ....
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Post by terroreign on Apr 30, 2008 19:08:40 GMT -5
It was joke implying that girls fake-it with him...and I disagree with his impression
If he's really about to hit 40 and isn't married I pray for him.
The fact is, you give it to a chick how she likes it, and she won't be able to fake it no matter how hard she tries...
Alchohol can help in the situation very very much
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Post by jerryspringer on Apr 30, 2008 19:15:16 GMT -5
Terror, you must be thinking that we're retards, if you think that we didn't get your joke. We got it, and I say it again: it's lame, childish, and has been heard dozens of times before.
No one mentioned his marital status, and in either case, don't pray for him. Just mind your own business. You have a life of your own, don't you?
That's not a fact. That's a pretty stupid remark to make.
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Post by terroreign on Apr 30, 2008 19:50:35 GMT -5
So? I'm old-school and a child at heart, you're lame for reacting so strongly against it... Figure of speech... Perhaps on another planet, but on this one everyone is a part of one social network in which we all depend on eachother to survive ;D What did it hurt your feelings? Its a fact, biologically... ;D
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Post by Dragos Voda on Apr 30, 2008 20:13:02 GMT -5
One thing I can't understand is why women like a$$holes. Seriously, does a guy have to act like a knob to get laid these days?
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Post by c0gnate on Apr 30, 2008 21:00:27 GMT -5
You know this from experience? As I see it, its really up to the guy whether the girl fakes or not, if you're just not up to the standard, she's gonna have to fake it to keep ya going hehe No I don't know this from experience. I learned about it in a course I took online. It's called Sex for Geeks in Three Weeks. But you say the faking story was not correct? OK, I'm willing to accept the voice of experience, but you have to tell me exactly how one knows. Is it from the heavy breathing? The moaning? The screaming? The thrashing? The biting? The scratching? The inability to move for an hour afterwards? Can't every one of these be faked?
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Post by terroreign on Apr 30, 2008 21:42:24 GMT -5
tica - either you're an A$$hole or you have money, pick your poison ;D Oh okay, perhaps a link would be nice for our friend annitas here Well, yes and no, girls do fake it, but its mostly up to the man whether they do or not... They do it to not make it awkward for you both or to try and get themselves off by their own enthusiasm...In situations where they are not sufficiently sexually stimulated by the man Now whether this is fake or not is up to you....to make sure of it, use 3 fingers and may the force be with you Yes, but biology can't, making sufficient stimulation of the clitorus or the g-spot will offer a reaction
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Post by c0gnate on Apr 30, 2008 22:02:17 GMT -5
Now whether this is fake or not is up to you....to make sure of it, use 3 fingers and may the force be with you OK, but do you think the three-finger salute works for anyone other than Serb girls?
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Post by Red Brigade on Apr 30, 2008 22:40:09 GMT -5
Haha thanks for the support guys!
Actually I don't really care if she gets laid (I was the one who wanted the break), the problem is that I couldn't sleep with all this noise + being all alone and nobody to talk to.
Anywayyyyss. I moved my bed to the living room temporarily so no probs. ;D
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Post by Red Brigade on Apr 30, 2008 22:45:52 GMT -5
...because the b***h that is living in the upper floor is having sex with a %$%$ and she is moaning all the time like a cow (I am sure she is faking because she wants to show off like "who...hooo I am getting laid and I enjoy it''). She is also hot (russian) which is making the entire situation even more infuriating. A lot of women fake it, especially before they're 30-35 and they've learned how to relax and go with the flow. If she's faking it with the new guy, she probably faked it with you too. So no great loss. But perhaps we should ask the women to comment. Would all those who don't fake it raise their hand? I don't really care if they fake when it is not a serious engagement. And I would advice guys not to either. I mean its not as if we care about each other. No great loss as you said.
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Post by Red Brigade on Apr 30, 2008 22:53:10 GMT -5
wow this must be the loser thread of the year. Get a life Red!!! ahaha Duh. Well excuse me, you said that we are talking about "stupid ethnic background threads" bla bla. See, here is your chance to shine and share your thoughts regarding the nature of female orgasm...you know...the thing that you don't have? (I just couldn't resist to add that last sentence ahahaha)
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Post by MiG on Apr 30, 2008 23:15:37 GMT -5
^ Boys, forget the noises.. its the juices flowing out of her that tell it all. (If that sounded gross, well then as they say, jebiga). Anywho, from my experience, women often want sex more than men. It's a fact, as they can achieve multiple orgasms in a minute. But as terro said, its the certain sensitive spots that get her to go crazy (teasing her for a long time beforehand gets the oven preheated, which amounts to a very good time later on) Red Brigade, I think that you should get yourself that one girl thats always wanted your balls (whether it be your neighbour, a close friend, or a co-worker), and have some fun. No harm in fun, right bro. To the women, I apologise for being so vulgar.
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Post by Dèsîŗĕ Yèarning on May 1, 2008 14:03:23 GMT -5
Duh. Well excuse me, you said that we are talking about "stupid ethnic background threads" bla bla. See, here is your chance to shine and share your thoughts regarding the nature of female orgasm...you know...the thing that you don't have? (I just couldn't resist to add that last sentence ahahaha) Its been an interesting thread the thing I don't have I cant comment on can I? duh! anyway lads... chill out I heard men can fake it too...
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Post by terroreign on May 1, 2008 14:32:20 GMT -5
^Yea, maybe gay ones
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Post by rex362 on May 1, 2008 16:43:34 GMT -5
^ Boys, forget the noises.. its the juices flowing out of her that tell it all. yea ....I had my first squirter in 1979 ,she was 8-9 years older than me ....and all I could say was WOW
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Post by panagiotopoulos on May 1, 2008 16:55:22 GMT -5
I hope none of you guys are playing with yourselves right now. Bunch of malakas. HA HA HA HA.
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Post by rex362 on May 1, 2008 17:00:18 GMT -5
^ you have wet dreams over bats ....
ehehhehehheh
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Post by jerryspringer on May 1, 2008 17:16:12 GMT -5
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Post by c0gnate on May 1, 2008 19:31:54 GMT -5
You're missing the point, guys. It's not that women fake orgasms at all times, but that many fake having one during what's called regular intercourse -- you know the one that can result in babies? That rules out mouth, finger, foot, elbow, or robotic stimulation.
At least that's according to Sex for Geeks in Just Three Weeks.
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