Post by Bozur on Dec 9, 2008 23:58:17 GMT -5
The Art of the c**kblock
I first learned of the c**kblock from an episode of the ill-fated (but brilliant) sitcom, Undeclared. One of the main characters, Ron, walks up to his buddy Marshall, who’s trying to score a chick. “Hey Marshall,” he says, “did you have diarrhea this morning? It was disgusting.” And of course, the girl is revolted and leaves. Since then, I’ve had my wits about me in regards to c**kblocking. It happens, and it happens often.
It happens to me all the time! First of all, I would like to say that I do not have a penis. Many people think, then, that I cannot be c**kblocked. I prefer to think of the term as applying to everyone, not just those that have said apparatus. Seeing as a *** is being blocked from me, it still applies.I go out with my guy friends and they totally c**kblock me because other guys think I have a boyfriend. Or, the worst thing of all, a catty girl steals my prospect. Jerks! The important thing to learn is how to dodge a c**kblock successfully.
Now, as a girl, sometimes it’s important to keep your eye out for a friend that’s in danger of making a grave error. That is the only time a c**kblock is acceptable. Otherwise, it’s just mean. My brother pioneered the idea of the recreational c**kblock – just doing it for fun to mess with other peoples’ game. This, among other things, could get you beaten up. Beware! There’s also, of course, the self-serving c**kblock. One c**kblocks, then swoops in to collect the fruits of the c**kblock. This is not for the faint of heart, so choose wisely.
When faced with a c**kblock, you can either decide that it’s not worth the competition or you can try to dodge it. I can’t tell you how to dodge a c**kblock, because I can’t actually do it myself, but I can tell you that confidence is key. And, if the boy was worth it in the first place, he wouldn’t let himself be c**kblocked.
Please, share your tales of c**kblocking. And if you know how to dodge a c**kblock, let me know. I need all the help I can get.
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