Post by spartacus on Jan 7, 2009 15:05:52 GMT -5
Dear Governor Rod Blagojevich,
Hello Mr. Blagojevich, tough break huh? I am writing this letter to you because I need to request your help. I am a 21 year old college student who has been forced to apply for financial aid.
I don't like having thousands of dollars accumulated in debt once I finish school and pursue my dream to become a history teacher. I was wondering if out of your goodwill to the citizens of Illinois could you please pay for my tuition?
I know that there are millions of kids out there who also need money, but sir I took the time to write this letter to you and I have always defended you. All my friends and coworkers hate you because of all that scandal crap, but sir I have always had your back. I know you're innocent.
I am a Croatian American and all my Croatian friends dislike you because you're Serbian. But sir, I know that you don't give two shits about Serbia and they shouldn't judge the man you are based on that.
Throughout my years in college, I have been undecided over what major to take. I love history and it was my passion, but I switched majors several times sir. My gym time also interfered with my major. Last year I wanted to become a personal trainer because I spend most of my day in the gym anyways, but then I realized that I should take computer science.
After doing horrible in mathematics and looking like a dumb jock in front of my peers, I decided that computer science wasn't for me. I was created by God to become a history teacher and do the stuff Indiana Jones has done, except the fighting Nazis part because my family were Ustase.
I also work part time at Sports Authority and I make lousy money. I despise having to deal with bitchy costumers. It's kind of like you as Governor having to deal with bitchy citizens only the people I deal with are slightly more retarded. Don't you just wanna give some people a good smash in the jaw? I sure do.
I kindly ask you sir to please help pay for my college tuition. I would be extremely grateful. I don't have much money because of all the stuff I pay for: gas, supplements, food, etc. and would really hope that a man like you can help out the little guy once in a while.
If you do this kind gesture for me, I will make an offering in your name at my church and my future children will be raised knowing what a great man you have been.
Thank you for your time sir.
Sincerely, your obedient citizen
Daniel of Chicago Illinois
Hello Mr. Blagojevich, tough break huh? I am writing this letter to you because I need to request your help. I am a 21 year old college student who has been forced to apply for financial aid.
I don't like having thousands of dollars accumulated in debt once I finish school and pursue my dream to become a history teacher. I was wondering if out of your goodwill to the citizens of Illinois could you please pay for my tuition?
I know that there are millions of kids out there who also need money, but sir I took the time to write this letter to you and I have always defended you. All my friends and coworkers hate you because of all that scandal crap, but sir I have always had your back. I know you're innocent.
I am a Croatian American and all my Croatian friends dislike you because you're Serbian. But sir, I know that you don't give two shits about Serbia and they shouldn't judge the man you are based on that.
Throughout my years in college, I have been undecided over what major to take. I love history and it was my passion, but I switched majors several times sir. My gym time also interfered with my major. Last year I wanted to become a personal trainer because I spend most of my day in the gym anyways, but then I realized that I should take computer science.
After doing horrible in mathematics and looking like a dumb jock in front of my peers, I decided that computer science wasn't for me. I was created by God to become a history teacher and do the stuff Indiana Jones has done, except the fighting Nazis part because my family were Ustase.
I also work part time at Sports Authority and I make lousy money. I despise having to deal with bitchy costumers. It's kind of like you as Governor having to deal with bitchy citizens only the people I deal with are slightly more retarded. Don't you just wanna give some people a good smash in the jaw? I sure do.
I kindly ask you sir to please help pay for my college tuition. I would be extremely grateful. I don't have much money because of all the stuff I pay for: gas, supplements, food, etc. and would really hope that a man like you can help out the little guy once in a while.
If you do this kind gesture for me, I will make an offering in your name at my church and my future children will be raised knowing what a great man you have been.
Thank you for your time sir.
Sincerely, your obedient citizen
Daniel of Chicago Illinois