Post by sweetnugs on Oct 29, 2008 23:31:56 GMT -5
Sh1t Happens
TAOISM: Sh1t happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Sh1t happens".
ZEN: (What is the sound of Sh1t happening?)
JESUITISM: If Sh1t happens and when nobody is watching, is it really Sh1t? ;D ;D
ISLAM: Sh1t happens if it is the will of Allah.
COMMUNISM. Equal Sh1t happens to all people.
CATHOLICISM: Sh1t happens because you are bad.
PSYCHOANALYSIS: Sh1t happens because of your toilet training.
SCIENTOLOGY: Sh1t happens if you're on our Sh1t list.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad Sh1t happens, and good Sh1t happens.
UNITARIANISM: Maybe Sh1t happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.
RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this Sh1t happen to someone else.
JUDAISM: Why does Sh1t always happen to US?
REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
MYSTICISM: What weird Sh1t!
AGNOSTICISM: What is this Sh1t?
ATHEISM: I don't believe this Sh1t!
NIHILISM: Who needs this Sh1t?
AZTEC: Cut out this Sh1t!
QUAKER: Let's not fight over this Sh1t.
FORTEANISM: No Sh1t??
12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the Sh1t.
VOODOO: Hey, that Sh1t looks just like you!
NEWAGE: Visualize Sh1t not happening.
DEISM: Sh1t just happens.
EXISTENTIALISM: Sh1t doesn't happen; Sh1t is.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Sh1t evolves.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh1t is in your mind.
BUDDHISM: Sh1t happens, but pay no mind.
SHINTOISM: Sh1t is everywhere.
HINDUISM: This Sh1t has happened before.
WICCA: Mix this Sh1t together and make it happen!
HASIDISM: Sh1t never happens the same way twice.
THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the Sh1t that happens.
DIANETICS: Your mother gave you Sh1t before your were born.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No Sh1t on Saturdays.
JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No Sh1t happens until Armageddon.
MOONIES: Only happy Sh1t really happens.
HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
BAHA'I: It's all the same Sh1t.
STOICISM: This Sh1t is good for me.
OBJECTIVISM: Our Sh1t is good for you.
EST: If my Sh1t bothers you, that's your fault.
REAGANISM: Don't move; the Sh1t will trickle down.
FASCISM: Sh1t makes the trains run on time.
CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the Sh1t away.
EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Sh1t.
DISCORDIANISM: Some funny Sh1t happened to me today.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this Sh1t.
CHARISMATIC: This is not Sh1t and it doesn't smell bad.
MASONIC: Sh1t happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
RED CROSS: Sh1t happens - send money.
TAOISM: Sh1t happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Sh1t happens".
ZEN: (What is the sound of Sh1t happening?)
JESUITISM: If Sh1t happens and when nobody is watching, is it really Sh1t? ;D ;D
ISLAM: Sh1t happens if it is the will of Allah.
COMMUNISM. Equal Sh1t happens to all people.
CATHOLICISM: Sh1t happens because you are bad.
PSYCHOANALYSIS: Sh1t happens because of your toilet training.
SCIENTOLOGY: Sh1t happens if you're on our Sh1t list.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad Sh1t happens, and good Sh1t happens.
UNITARIANISM: Maybe Sh1t happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.
RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this Sh1t happen to someone else.
JUDAISM: Why does Sh1t always happen to US?
REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
MYSTICISM: What weird Sh1t!
AGNOSTICISM: What is this Sh1t?
ATHEISM: I don't believe this Sh1t!
NIHILISM: Who needs this Sh1t?
AZTEC: Cut out this Sh1t!
QUAKER: Let's not fight over this Sh1t.
FORTEANISM: No Sh1t??
12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the Sh1t.
VOODOO: Hey, that Sh1t looks just like you!
NEWAGE: Visualize Sh1t not happening.
DEISM: Sh1t just happens.
EXISTENTIALISM: Sh1t doesn't happen; Sh1t is.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Sh1t evolves.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh1t is in your mind.
BUDDHISM: Sh1t happens, but pay no mind.
SHINTOISM: Sh1t is everywhere.
HINDUISM: This Sh1t has happened before.
WICCA: Mix this Sh1t together and make it happen!
HASIDISM: Sh1t never happens the same way twice.
THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the Sh1t that happens.
DIANETICS: Your mother gave you Sh1t before your were born.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No Sh1t on Saturdays.
JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No Sh1t happens until Armageddon.
MOONIES: Only happy Sh1t really happens.
HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
BAHA'I: It's all the same Sh1t.
STOICISM: This Sh1t is good for me.
OBJECTIVISM: Our Sh1t is good for you.
EST: If my Sh1t bothers you, that's your fault.
REAGANISM: Don't move; the Sh1t will trickle down.
FASCISM: Sh1t makes the trains run on time.
CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the Sh1t away.
EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Sh1t.
DISCORDIANISM: Some funny Sh1t happened to me today.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this Sh1t.
CHARISMATIC: This is not Sh1t and it doesn't smell bad.
MASONIC: Sh1t happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
RED CROSS: Sh1t happens - send money.