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Post by SuperAlbanian on Jan 28, 2009 9:24:14 GMT -5
ring ring ring Rex: Hello Skoric: yo Rex: whos this? Skoric: Rex Rex: huh? yes im Rex, but who are you? Skoric: Rex. Who are you? Rex: Rex i said. But who are you i asked?? Skoric: Im me Rex: Your you? Skoric: No im me, you are you. Rex: Im you? Skoric: No im me. Rex: I thought i was me. Skoric: Well you were wrong. Rex: Im pretty sure im me. Skoric: We must be related somehow. Rex: Maybe, what nationality are you? Skoric: Albanian Rex: Well in that case you must be me then. Skoric: Yeh and you're you. Rex: Yes im you. Skoric: So you're Serb. Rex: OmG you're right Skoric: Ofcourse i am im me. Rex: omg praise the lord im SERBBB!! Skoric: Please dont genocide me.. Rex: I dunno im feeling the urge already.. *BEEP*Anyone watched the Rush Hour 3 Film?
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Post by SKORIC on Jan 28, 2009 9:32:52 GMT -5
Yeh ages ago. Do they say that in the movie? I cant remember, i got it from this funny book i read ages ago lol
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Post by SuperAlbanian on Jan 28, 2009 9:37:50 GMT -5
I'm sorry to break your Serbian pride but unfortunatly they do!
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Post by SKORIC on Jan 28, 2009 9:48:28 GMT -5
ring ring ring
Skoric: Hello
SuperAlbanian: Hey Skoric its me SuperAlbo from the forums
Skoric: Oh hey man.. *where do all these siptars get my number from?*
SA: listen, id hate to break your Serb pride but you didnt make up that last convo with rex on the forum.
Skoric: Yeh i know i got it from a funny book i read ages ago..
SA: Its from the movie rush hour 3.
Skoric: Oh really? i cant remember that part, i only watched it once when it first came out.
SA: yeh so your not that clever since you didnt make it up
Skoric: Yeh i know i got it from a a funny book i read ages ago....
SA: No you got it from Rush hour 3..
Skoric: Ok then.
SA: yeh..ha!
Skoric: Anyways im gonna go now...
SA: ok, just remember your Serb pride has been flawed because its from Rush hour 3.
Skoric: Good Job my Serb myth crushing friend. byebye
SA: bye..
*BEEP*
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Post by ilirdardani on Jan 28, 2009 10:04:46 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 10:08:49 GMT -5
ahhaahhaahah skoric ...you on fire by any chance you dial any of those auzi numbers ?? especially the work number? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D you must be in shock that I got your work number ...
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Post by libofshe on Jan 28, 2009 10:13:13 GMT -5
i didn't really find that neither particularly funny nor original.....it was somewhat amusing
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 10:23:53 GMT -5
aside from being funny, i think these dialogues are a great way for the dumbest among you to feel like your doing something proactive while keeping you out of serious threads & giving admin less 'cleanup' work to do. when i post the Chechen documentation by the end of the week, these types of threads will be mandatory to keep the dumbest of you chechen retards away from any serious discussion hd ....just pay attention mostly to my and your phone calls ...I'm giving you a book/movie of a lifetime .....I have only given you act 1 of a dozen .. Highduke ....listen ..you could put all the documentalHighdukeResearch you want out..... if I put the word out there to ignore you totally ....IT WOULD BE DONE ....and you little research would dwindle down to the bottom depths underneath all the trash in this forum .so just answer the phone when I call you bich ;D
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 10:27:35 GMT -5
Ring.....Ring....Ring ......Ring ...... Ring .... Ring .......Ring .......
HD--- Hello its me Highduke Researcher Extraordinair , I must be busy working on my Website and or disproving anything Albanian so leave a message on my pink phone after the beep at I will get back asap ..........- BEEEEEEEEEP
Rx----Highduke ...where you at ? you didnt call me last night ?
Click
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 10:32:13 GMT -5
5 hours later /
Ring.....Ring....Ring ......Ring ...... Ring .... Ring .......Ring .......
HD--- Hello its me Highduke Researcher Extraordinair , I must be busy working on my Website and or disproving anything Albanian so leave a message on my pink phone after the beep at I will get back asap ..........- BEEEEEEEEEP
Rx----Highduke ...call me
click
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 10:33:27 GMT -5
another 4 hours later/
Ring.....Ring....Ring ......Ring ...... Ring .... Ring .......Ring .......
HD--- Hello its me Highduke Researcher Extraordinair , I must be busy working on my Website and or disproving anything Albanian so leave a message on my pink phone after the beep at I will get back asap ..........- BEEEEEEEEEP
Rx----CLICK
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 10:50:48 GMT -5
Ring.....Ring....Ring ......Ring ...... Ring .... Ring .......Ring .......
Emperor---Hello
Rx---Hey we have a problem
Emperor---What did my cousin Highduke do now ?
Rx --Dont know ....He hasn't answered his phone since yesterday evening ...something is wrong here ..its not like him .
Emperor-Did you check his crib ?
Rx---Of course I did ...you think I'm fukin stupid....even check the bookstores and the bus station ...the last thing he told me was that he had to go to the bus station for something ..
Emperor ---what you think we should do Rex..
Rx--wait it out and see ...I was thinking a missing person report but I think its premature ...
Emperor ---you think its that serious ?
Rx---never know ..the bookstores were a norm for him but what the hell would he be doing at a bus station ? and I didnt even ask or pressure him into telling me what the hell he was doing at a bus station ...
Emperor---ok ...I will call up some relatives see if he has been in touch with em
Rx--yea good idea ..Ive contacted my connection at the phone company to track his calls and even get a possible fix on his location ...see what happens..
Emperor---....Rex ....I hold you responsible if and for anything bad that happens to Highduke ...DAMN IT !
Rx ---hey calm down and dont scream at me ...we need cool heads for this and no panic scenarios please you fukin assh0le ....just calm down
Emperor---sorry Rex ...maybe we should just call the police
Rx---No not yet...its premature.....call me if you hear anything ...ok?
Emperor ---of course ....keep in touch
Rx....yea yea ...later
CLICK
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 11:12:40 GMT -5
Ring.....Ring....Ring ......Ring ...... Ring .... Ring .......Ring .......
Carlos---Hello
Rx ---Carlos its me Rex..did you get any info on my buddies cell number?
Carlos---not yet, soon ...I cant get into the computer room till later
Rx---ok ..as soon as you could ..its important ...find me info on all his incoming and outgoing calls made on his cell for the last 3-4 days
Carlos ---no problem Rex..as soon as I can get into that room ,I have to wait for everybody to punch out and go home ...
Rx---sound good ..call me with something later..
Carlos --will do
Click
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Post by Alb_Korcar on Jan 28, 2009 11:21:10 GMT -5
Ringgg. Ring. Ring. Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Skoric: hello... Random Albanian 1: hi..S...Skoric Skoric: who is this mate? Random Albanian 2 to Random Albanian 1: (Tell him) Random Albanian 1: I can't... Random Albanian 2: Give me the phone. Random Albanian 1: No. Random Albanian 2: Gimme the f**king phone!
(Random Albanian 1 gives phone)
Random Albanian 2: Hey...Skoric...listen...I know we had some issues in teh past...i know what we said to each other...and did...but we kinda miss ya buddy...
Skoric: aww u wanna come back home?
Random albanian 1 & 2 smile and LolZ
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 11:28:25 GMT -5
Ring.....Ring.....Ring....Ring ......Ring ...... Ring .... Ring .......Ring .......
Flash Taxi---HAALLO Flash taxi
Rx---Habib its me Rex
Habib --Rexxy how you doing ?
Rx--Good good .....I need a favor ...
Habib --anything that I can do I will do for you Rexxy
Rx---Trying to locate this fella ...his last supposed whereabouts were the bus station ...I will send you about 60 copies of his picture I need you to give em to all your taxi cab drivers and keep the eyes open for him ..
Habib---Rex no problem for you
Rx--- thanks Habib , I know I can count on you ..I will drop em off at your office..
Habib ----just make the photos and call me I will send a driver to pick them up..
Rx---sound good Habib...I knew I can count on you
Habib ---anytime Rex...make selam to your family
Rx---I will you also ...
Click
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Post by Alb_Korcar on Jan 28, 2009 12:41:32 GMT -5
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Post by SKORIC on Jan 28, 2009 12:54:18 GMT -5
lol gotta love them random chechens in the distance. Always have something to say. But sometimes its like "can you please stop following me weird chechen dude.."
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 12:59:28 GMT -5
Ring.....Ring....Ring ......Ring ...... Ring .... Ring .......Ring .......
Rx---yello
Habib----Rex its me Habib ...one of my African drivers said he saw this man from the photo leaving the bus station with a very tall black man with a fancy hat on late last night . ....seems he was being escorted by force into a white Mercedes with plenty of bling bling
Rx---Black man ?
Habib ----yes Rex ...thats what my driver said
Rx--ok Habib ...much appreciated ...still keep the drivers watching
Habib---ok my friend
Click
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Post by L0gjICK on Jan 28, 2009 13:59:06 GMT -5
Ring ring ring
HD: Hello
Logic: Hi my last name is Fejza, can you give me any information about my last name.
HD: I will call the Chechen Embassy today and I'll get back to you.
(1 hour later)
HD: Hey Logic great news.
Logic: Alright
HD: Well I talked to the Chechen embassy and in Chechen flour is called "ezmarka" and since there is a "E" "Z" "A" in your last name, your actually Chechen.
Logic: You're an idiot.
HD: I answered your question fool, now I have to translate 20,000 more Albanian words.
Logic: Translate this "Te qifshe teza"
**Click
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 15:01:16 GMT -5
"Te qifshe teza"
I want in on that also .....
hahahah
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