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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 15:21:25 GMT -5
Ring....Ring...Ri
Rx----Yello
Emperor----any news on my cousin Highduke
Rx---well yes and no
Emperor ----WHAT DA FUK YOU MEAN YES AND NO !
Rx---hang on Jaggofff...dont raise your voice with me bcs I will simply hang up and your on your own here..
Emperor ---yea yea ....I'm just upset because of him missing and I'm responsible to the relatives for him ....I should not of let him live on his own ...its all my fault bcs my wife was getting sick to the high scent of baby powder and hand lotion on himself....and I told him he needed his own place ...
anyways what you got on him ....?
Rx---I understand he does overdue it with that hand lotion and baby powder extremely .....anyways...the last place we got on him is the bus station and the bad news is he left with some fancy dresses Negro in a fnacy white Mercedes with much bling bling .......
Emperor ---oh no
Rx----dont worry ....I'm still working on it and I also have a trace going out on his pink cell phone in progress so we can hopefully get a fix on him ..
Emperor ----I dont like this whole thing ...I'm getting sick to my stomach
Rx----take a hold of yourself ......
Emperor ----Rex...you think its a kidnapping for ransom
Rx-----NO ....bcs they would of called by now ...
Emperor --good point Rex....I'm glad your on the case and escuse my outbursts
Rx---well...thats why I have to up this babysitting gig of ours for another 25 large ....I have people out there taking care of things that I have to take care of..
Emperor---ok Rex ya got me by my balls...its your script ( ;D) just find the lil nitwit
Rx...I'm on it ....let me go I will call ya when I find anything....
Emperor -----ok ..
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 17:39:23 GMT -5
Ring .....Ring.....Ring .....Ring
South Side Pool hall ----Waaats up ...Waats da werd
Rx---Let me speak to Jamal
South Side pool hall----- who may I say is wanting to speak to him .
Rx----Nigga ...just tell him its Rexxy
.....2 minutes later....
Jamal -----Yow
Rx----Its me Rexxy Jemal
Jamal ---hey white man how you been ...long time no here
Rx ---I know I know ...its on me ...Listen I'm lookin for a Nigga drives a white Mercedes sedan with much bling bling and the Nigga is tall and fancy threads and big hat ...
Jamal ---Nigga in a white Mercedes should be easy bro ....whats the beef?
Rx ---see what you can do for me ....you know its worth some cash the beef is I'm missing a skinny white guy that I was babysitting
Jamal----Rexxy baby you insult me with the cash thang ....if I find anything out I will holler at ya ...
Rx---much appreciated Jamal ....btw how that Serbian wife of yours?
Jamal ----oh man I told her to bounce 8 months ago ...I got me this Greek spinach pie lady for now .....see you havnt been around latley ..Rexxy what gives...?
Rx---yea I know its on me ....its just that I didnt like your serbian wife ...she use to give me dirty looks ....but now its cool ..I come around..
Jamal ---yea ...she didnt like you either ..she use to call you albino or something ....anyways I catch you later ..take care
Rx----its all good
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Post by rex362 on Jan 28, 2009 17:55:10 GMT -5
Ring ......Ring ......Ring......
Tatjana Djordjevic----Hello
Rx----who is this ? (confused)
Tatjana Djordjevic----who is THIS ?
Rx ----is Carlos there...??
Tatjana Djordjevic---No ...you have the wrong number
Rx----Sorry to bother you
Tatjana Djordjevic-----No problem
Rx....escuse me I sense a foreign accent....what nationality are you
Tatjana Djordjevic-----Serbian and all Serbian
Rx ------CLICK
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Post by SuperAlbanian on Jan 28, 2009 19:27:55 GMT -5
Ring Ring.... Ring...
Skorik: Hello which Siptari is this now....
SA: Its the supersiptari
Skorik: Oh you again...
SA: for sure...
Skorik: What you want nigger....
SA: Now you see... you stole that from Martin Luther King....
Skorik: No it wasn't Martin Luther King... its actually from a funny book I read...
SA: which book?
Skorik: eeeeh (thinking) CLICK!!
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Post by SuperAlbanian on Jan 28, 2009 19:37:42 GMT -5
Ring Ring Ring....
SKORIK: Hello
SA: Hey Bitch
SKORIK: Who's this...
SA: Supersiptari...
SKORIK: Hang on a minute.... Wait a minute.... Only my boyfriend calls me Bitch! You stole that from him!
SA: CLICK!
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Post by SuperAlbanian on Jan 28, 2009 19:43:58 GMT -5
(2 Weeks later)
Ring Ring Ring....
SKORIC: Hello
SA: Hey b***h
SKORIC: HD honey I've missed you! Don't worry about going to Pristina, the Chechens have now been introduced to civilization by EULEX... They won't send the KLA on you...
SA: Keep going....
SKORIC: It's you isn't it SA....
SA: err... No(!)
SKORIC: CLICK!
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Post by PARIS DIO_MYSUS! on Jan 28, 2009 21:30:22 GMT -5
Riiiinnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg, Hey Rex, Habibi is my good friend in Albania He told me to say you Hi and suggested to watch this Video, What do you have to say to him CLICK
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Post by Alb_Korcar on Jan 28, 2009 21:34:21 GMT -5
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LOOK AT ME I'M ORIGINAL!
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Post by SKORIC on Jan 28, 2009 22:51:26 GMT -5
ring ring
Skoric: Hello
Libofshe: hey Skoric, just wanted to call because i dont find your calls on the forum neither funny nor original.
Skoric: *cries*
Click
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Post by SKORIC on Jan 28, 2009 22:57:07 GMT -5
ring ring
Skoric: Hello
Rex: hey Skoric have you tried those aussie numbers i gave you yet??
Skoric: Not now rexxy, one of your friends just told me my calls on the forum werent funny so ive been crying for the last 5 minutes..
click
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Post by SKORIC on Jan 28, 2009 23:01:47 GMT -5
ring ring
Skoric: Hello....
SA: Sup
Skoric: Which one is this now? SA?
SA: Im your worst nightmare.
Skoric: o oh.. what are you gonna do to me? Your un-original phonecalls have done enough damage to me already.
SA: Hey that was mean..
Skoric: Sorry ive just had a rough day.
SA: oh..
Skoric: Anyways im gonna go got these numbers i havent tried yet that rex gave me.. bye
SA: ok cya
Click
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Post by malsor4life on Jan 28, 2009 23:41:44 GMT -5
Funny stuff, keep it up guys
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Post by rex362 on Jan 30, 2009 14:20:15 GMT -5
Ring .....Ring.....Ring .....Ring
(thought I forgot about this thread ....Ha )
Rx---Yello
Jamal ---Hey Rexxy man its me Jamal got some info on your white Mercedes Nigga
Rx---hey black is beautiful .... sounds good what ya got ?
Jamal----The dude you looking for is called CBL and he pimps out boys/men for sex with other men ...the dude is basically a fag pimp
Rx---I was scared it would be something like this ...whats CBL stand for ?
Jamal ---they tell me it stands for Cash Boy Love and he is a crazy nigga with much clout
Rx---ya have a location or possible a number on this CBL dude ?
Jamal ---I have a few people working on that...
Rx----not good news but at least we know ...Jamal get back to me when you get something ...
Jamal ----will do Rexxy
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Post by rex362 on Jan 30, 2009 14:44:09 GMT -5
Ring .....Ring.....Ring
Emperor ---Hello
Rx---we got problems
Emperor---I dont like the sound of this ...is my cousin Highduke alive
Rx---calm down ...its not down to that ...just calm down
Emperor---just tell me straight rex ...whats up with Highduke?
Rx---some high end Nigga pimp that deals in boys for men has got Highduke
Emperor----WTF .....how and why ??
Rx---I dont know...I was hoping you can tell me that..
Emperor ....how much ...how much does he want
Rx----no trade or money asking has been done ..I'm working on finding this pimp ...and nothing yet but I will
Emperor---Rex ..whatever you do make sure his safety comes first .I NEED HIM ALIVE
Rx--woah slow down ...I know you want him safe and alive but your freakin out here..
Emperor ---yes Rex..sorry but its complicated ....he is my cousin and all but we also have a deal coming up in Serbia soon and he has to be there.
Rx---Tell me what kind of game you running with your cousin Highhduke?
Emperor ---Not now ....I will tell you later ...I will
Rx---ok ...uh one more thing ...Your gonna have to go up on the whole thing ..
Emperor----How much Rx....how much ...how much ...you fukin Albanians are all the same
Rx----Another 75 large ....I have expenses
Emperor ---- silence
-more silence....a bit more ....
Rx---you there?
Emperor----Rex..listen ...listen Good You got 500 large just get him back alive and well before March 2nd because he has to be in Serbia by the 3rd. Rex its important...very important
Rx---how important..?? I need to know all
Emperor...Important enough that you will get another 250 large bonus
Rx---I'm on it ...But I need to know what I'm involved in exactly
Emperor ----yes Rex ...I will
Rx----ok then I will call you when I get more info ...
Emperor ...ok .....
CLICK
(Rex rubs his hands together in delight , but while still intrigued and suspicious by all the secrets with Emperor )
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Post by rex362 on Jan 30, 2009 18:41:17 GMT -5
Ring....Ring.....Ring.....
Carlos (at phone company) ----Hello Carlos speaking
Rx---Hi Carlos ..anything on the Cell phone number ?
Carlo ---Nada Rex ...I cant get a fix unless the phone is on and being used
Rx---thats bad news ....what else can we do
Carlos---the only thing we can do is wait for him to use his phone and then hope we get enough time to triangulate a fix
Rx....if thats all we can do ok.....btw you get any numbers he dialed out
Carlos....yes I have 3 days of action ...calls are from You , Skoric,Mysia,and a Chad
Rx---Skoric and Mysia I know and are clear....Chad mmmmm give me the number for Chad ....see who this character is ...
Carlos ---you got it Rex.....I have Highdukes cell on search ...I will let you know if anything gives
Rx----- ok Carlos .....thanks
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Post by rex362 on Jan 30, 2009 19:08:08 GMT -5
Ring......... Ring....... Ring.....R
Chad----Hellooo
Rx---hello Chad
Chad---Yes this is he
Rx---hi ,,,,uh you don't know me but I need your help
Chad ---is this a telemarketer
Rx---Chad...NO ...and don't hang up .....I need your help
Chad---how can I help you
RX---a few days ago you called a Highduke ...he is a freind of mine
Chad ---which Highduke?
Rx---the highduke that smells like hand creme and baby powder
Chad--oh That Highduke...are you his lover?
Rx....no no ...I'm not his lover ...just a freind
Chad ---so what if I did call him , whats it to you
Rx---I need to know what your business with him is ...and nothing else
Chad ----well if he is a friend of yours just ask him ...
Rx....Chad ...thats the problem ....Highduke is missing
Chad .....omg missing.... my poor Highduke ...
Rx----just tell me how you know him
Chad ...well we met at a book store and the rest is personal
Rx---I dont care how personal it is I need to know
Chad ---are you the police ?
Rx----no ...just a concerned friend..and I think he is in trouble
Chad --well I dont want to get involved
Rx---you wont get involved ...its just that your number popped up on his phone records ..
Chad ----so what do you need from me
Rx---I need you to tell me whens the last time you saw him
Chad ----Last I saw him was Thursday night at the book store
Rx...was he normal ..did he seem worried or anything
Chad ---no he was fine and normal
Rx --what did you guys do at the book store ...or afterwards...?
Chad-----its kind of personal
Rx---I don't care how personal it is ...I need details ..
Chad----well we met at bookstore ,,,we talked later had some coffee and then we went out to the alley
Rx----Alley ? Highduke doesn't smoke
Chad----I know and I dont either
Rx--so what was in the Alley
Chad---its personal
Rx---I don't care ....TELL ME !!
Chad ....your so mean .....he gave me a hand job
Rx---what did you say ...speak up
Chad ----He gave me a hand job
Rx---he gave you a hand job ??
Chad ---yes...he gave me a hand job in the alley
Rx---he gave you a hand job ?
Chad ---yes...how many time you want me to say it
Rx---uh ...thats fine thats fine
Chad--yes it was fine
Rx---no I didn't ask you if it was fine .....oh never mind...what else
Chad---Nothing thats all ...we talk-tease a bit then we go out in the Alley and Highduke gives me a hand job and then we go on our own ways ..
Rx...ok I understand ...
Chad ---anything else I can do to help
Rx---no nothing you can do to lend a hand on this....I mean uh..
Chad --hand for what
Rx..uh never mind .....Thanks for talking to me about this
Chad...no problem ....let me know if and when he turns up ...I will pray for him ....
Rx---pray for him ?
Chad ---yes ..I'm a Priest at the church a block away for the book store
Rx---oh ....mmm ....ok goodnight and thanks much
CLICK
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Post by SuperAlbanian on Jan 30, 2009 19:43:29 GMT -5
Ring Ring Ring.....
REX: (silence)
SA: Rex you there?
REX: I was just seing it wasn't psycho HD...
SA: Just recently found out hes hooking up with Skoric
REX: SHOCK!! Really!?
SA: I called him b***h and Skoric seemed to think it was his boyfriend..
REX: Which one?
SA: What its not just HD in his life?
REX: No man, I called him sweetheart and he seemed to think it was STANKO...
SA: Who's Stanko?
REX: Stinky....
SA: Stinky who
REX: Stinkyisagay
SA: Ohhh him
REX: Apparantly they're protesting in Serbia for more rights
SA: Is that so...
REX: Vinyak is leading.... and the rest following him like b***hes.
CLICK![/10]
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Post by rex362 on Jan 30, 2009 19:47:38 GMT -5
uh....you didnt hang up....you need a CLICK at the end or else you waste your minutes on cellphone...
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Post by rex362 on Jan 30, 2009 20:02:31 GMT -5
Ring......Ring...Ring.....
Emperor---Hello
Rx---no good news yet ....but found out your cousin Highduke is giving hand jobs in back alley's
Emperor----are you saying he is Gayy
Rx--well....kind of
Emperor---just bcs you masturbate does not mean your gayy Rexxy
Rx---is that what they taught you in Montenegro...He was giving someone else a hand job and to a priest at that...
Emperor---oh....was the priest Orthodox or Catholic..?
Rx----Catholic
Emperor ....gosh ....good than - I was worried there for a second ...any solid info yet ?
Rx....nothing solid yet ...but I have good people on the watch
Emperor---just don't give up Rex
Rx---I wont ...btw tell me the details about why Highduke has to be i n Serbia by the 3rd of March ....
Emperor-----Rex...I cant now ...I am cooking up my wife Greek Hellenic Omelette's w/extra feta cheese...I will tell you all tomorrow guaranteed
Rex----sounds good ....I need to be in the loop of whatever the hell is going on ....just in case someone is trying to stop Highduke from getting to Serbia...
Emperor ---I see your point ....Rex I will call you tomorrow to give you the details ...I have to go my Hellenic omelette's are almost burning
Rx---ok ..btw...next time make her Pelasgian omelette's or maybe Dorian omelette's
Emperor ----mmmmm
CLICK
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Post by Emperor AAdmin on Jan 30, 2009 20:18:32 GMT -5
Dorian omelette's
LOL. You are peace of work rexxy.
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