Bozur
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Post by Bozur on Mar 11, 2009 11:10:52 GMT -5
Potential Reality
A kid asks his father for help on writing assignment.
“Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”
His father looks up thoughtfully and says, “I‘ll demonstrate; go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me you’ve learned.”
The kid puzzled, but asks his mother “Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?”
“Don’t tell you father, but yes, I would”.
He then goes to his sister’s room. “Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?”
She replies, “Omigod definitely?”
The Kid goes to his father, “Dad I think I’ve figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on 2 million bucks,
But in reality we’re living with two s**ts”.
;D ;D ;D
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