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Post by SKORIC on Mar 21, 2010 8:11:50 GMT -5
A Muslim suicide bomber blows himself up ... Boom! When he wakes he sees some stairs so starts to climb them. When he comes to a man with a white beard he asks, "Are you Mohammed?'. "No, says the man, I'm St Peter, Mohammed is higher up." "Wow!" thinks the muslim and keeps walking up. He comes across another man & asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I'm Jesus, Mohammed is higher up." "Wow!" thinks the muslim our god is higher than Jesus. He gets to the top and sees an old man sitting on a throne. "Are you Mohammed?" "No I'm God, you look tired boy, would you like a cup of tea?" "Yes please" says the muslim. So God clicks his fingers and says, "Oi Mohammed you little lebo cunt, put the fucking kettle on."
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Post by manijak on Mar 21, 2010 9:02:56 GMT -5
A Muslim suicide bomber blows himself up ... Boom! When he wakes he sees some stairs so starts to climb them. When he comes to a man with a white beard he asks, "Are you Mohammed?'. "No, says the man, I'm St Peter, Mohammed is higher up." "Wow!" thinks the muslim and keeps walking up. He comes across another man & asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" "No, I'm Jesus, Mohammed is higher up." "Wow!" thinks the muslim our god is higher than Jesus. He gets to the top and sees an old man sitting on a throne. "Are you Mohammed?" "No I'm God, you look tired boy, would you like a cup of tea?" "Yes please" says the muslim. So God clicks his fingers and says, "Oi Mohammed you little lebo c**t, put the f**king kettle on."
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Post by SKORIC on Mar 21, 2010 9:21:56 GMT -5
"you little lebo cunt" makes that joke lololol
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Post by manijak on Mar 21, 2010 9:36:03 GMT -5
yeah that made me lol the most haha
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Post by Caslav Klonimirovic on Mar 23, 2010 6:07:45 GMT -5
Yeah the lol is def in the lebo reference lol but I thought that's only going to be relevant to Australians & Brazilians I thought. Not Canadians like manijak. Begs the question does he really find it funny and if so how? In any case it's funny a second time that Manijak finds it funny lol.
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Post by SKORIC on Mar 23, 2010 6:34:56 GMT -5
He's just pretending its funny cause he wants my penis
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Post by manijak on Mar 23, 2010 8:47:11 GMT -5
haha..naw Why would the lebo reference be only understood by australians and brazilians?
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Post by gavrilo on Mar 23, 2010 8:49:59 GMT -5
lebo like a lesbo? im from nyc i never heard of lebo?
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Post by manijak on Mar 23, 2010 9:11:02 GMT -5
no, lebanese. we have a huge lebanese community here.
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Post by Zvone on Mar 23, 2010 13:06:07 GMT -5
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Post by tyreke on Mar 28, 2010 1:38:41 GMT -5
LMAO Great joke
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Post by Caslav Klonimirovic on Mar 28, 2010 3:41:57 GMT -5
lebo like a lesbo? im from nyc i never heard of lebo? Not a LeSbo but a Lebo - like a person of Lebanese decent. Australia has a lot of them (esp Sydney) & they are associated with the worst possible stereotypes - crime, drug dealing, poor vocabulary, stupid accents, Islam, bad hairstyles, gangs, bad fashion, Lonsdale singlets, bad attitudes towards women, rape, etc etc. There were race riots a few years ago in Sydney directed from Anglo-Australians towards Lebos. It was pretty crazy. You can probably see a lot of it on youtube. Lebo getting bashed... I think a couple Italians accidentally got smashed as well.
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