Dèsîŗĕ Yèarning
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Post by Dèsîŗĕ Yèarning on Dec 19, 2010 17:35:30 GMT -5
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Post by Caslav Klonimirovic on Dec 19, 2010 17:56:20 GMT -5
lol I have a recurring dream about killing a shark with a knife. It's coming at me but I manage to pull a knife out of my shorts just in time.
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Post by odel on Dec 19, 2010 18:00:39 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by rex362 on Dec 19, 2010 18:40:20 GMT -5
its like the drunk drivers .....they never get hurt in their crash ups
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Post by dusko1 on Dec 19, 2010 18:56:58 GMT -5
^ Never fails. When people who are drunk get into a situation where they should have died instead live on & with minor injuries.
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Post by rex362 on Dec 19, 2010 19:37:19 GMT -5
another phenomena is that drunks are very lucky playing blackjack at casinos
when sober they lose their azz
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Post by vinjak on Dec 19, 2010 21:16:49 GMT -5
hehehe a friend of mine jumped over my neighbours fence one drunken party wrestled a very angry and barking German sheppard dog ...it would not shut up all night Milan put his Vodka down and ran towards the fence and disapeared over it at which time i heard the dog yelping and when i looked over the fence the dog had ran to hide under the house and Milan had a slight tear on his shoulder. and a bight on his azz lolol my neighbour rang the police and he was hauled off for the night after the ambulance officers saw to his injuries the dog was ok except he had a blood shot eye and a slight limp.
I was too drunk and stunned to run and look over the fence as it was happening and he cannot remember so i dont know if he landed on the supprised dog or actually wrestled it.
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Kralj Vatra
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Post by Kralj Vatra on Dec 20, 2010 1:23:18 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!!! totally Serbian situation!
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Post by odel on Dec 20, 2010 5:33:46 GMT -5
^ Never fails. When people who are drunk get into a situation where they should have died instead live on & with minor injuries. More interesting is that the drunk ones always survive but that they always manage to kill/damage the sober ones. If this shark had been drunk, it would probably survive I think.
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Post by Kralj Vatra on Dec 20, 2010 5:37:28 GMT -5
^^^ Animals do not drink, generally. Albanians is an exception to that rule.
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Post by odel on Dec 20, 2010 12:24:09 GMT -5
^^^ Animals do not drink, generally. Albanians is an exception to that rule. Thank you for telling me that, I would not have known if you hadn't told me. Also Albanians are just as human as all other people of the world. Please, prove me wrong.
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Post by Novus Dis on Dec 20, 2010 17:19:13 GMT -5
^^^ Animals do not drink, generally. Albanians is an exception to that rule. Thank you for telling me that, I would not have known if you hadn't told me. Also Albanians are just as human as all other people of the world. Please, prove me wrong. They'd trade stolen cars, illicit drugs, stolen weapons, enslaved people, stolen organs and even their own family for money. Then they usually claim that they have pride, not understanding the contradiction. Apart from that they have no clue what hypocrisy or irony is. They're not capable of critical thinking and they're not capable of empathy. Wherever they go, they bring down land value. Wherever they have a majority, pointless poverty is rampant.
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Post by zoti on Dec 22, 2010 17:52:23 GMT -5
It wouldn't have been as funny if the drunk idiot wasn't Serbian. I hope you guys are familiar with the Onion
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Post by bordura on Dec 23, 2010 3:12:55 GMT -5
^^^ Animals do not drink, generally. Albanians is an exception to that rule. and you being week and pathetic its not an exception, but a rule ;D i'm sorry for your in-laws even though they are Serbian. What a serious run with the bad luck they had in this life...
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