Post by spartacus on May 22, 2011 22:59:45 GMT -5
Gentlemen,
The representative of Nova Hrvatska has suffered an insult, out of all places, at a place of intellectual discussion! I am TEMPESTUOUS over the recent events that brought such devastating ramifications. Case in point, yesterday's incident in the university.
There I was entering my night class after I finished a meeting of the Nova Hrvatska fraternity club, when LO AND BEHOLD! Someone was sitting in my chair!
Now I am not one to be nit-picky however, the classroom was quite small and it is kind of a ritual for everyone to pick a seat at the start of the semester and stay in that spot throughout the course. I was quite pleased with my seating situation, being between two lovely female companions. But last night I've discovered that there was a guy sitting in my seat!
He was an arrogant pony-tailed man, he looked like a hardcore hippy liberal. Well he was about to experience the wrath of Bismarck from me!
I was OUTRAGED! It took all of my will power to control my devastating temper, but by the grace of GOD! I calmly approached him.
"Good evening sir, I believe this has been my chair for the past few months now, I kindly ask you to remove yourself from my spot"
The arrogant pony-tailed douche retorted back with a grinning smart ass reply
"I don't recall us having assigned seating. Since this is college I believe I can sit anywhere I want"
At that moment my hands began to tremble and a sharp vein began to appear on my forehead. Nevertheless I remained calm and replied
"Yes well, it is a common act of courtesy to sit at your regular spot"
At this the pony-tailed smart ass guy said
"Listen here, first off this is not your spot. We don't have assigned seating anymore. You are no longer the high school jock who thinks he owns this seat."
I could not control myself any longer. This pony-tailed hippy douche had not only disrespected me but he had just insulted me! My family honor could not tolerate this.
I leaned forward and grabbed the two legs of his chair and stared him dead in the eye. His grin turned to fear as I slowly replied
"Are you insulting me?"
The pony-tailed man whimpered and started shaking in fear as I yelled
"I SAID ARE YOU INSULTING ME!" I roared so loud that the entire campus could hear. I lifted his chair up with him seated, and did a perfect military press with it over my head. With full force, I threw the chair into the brick wall with the guy lying on the floor moaning with blood oozing out of his skull.
I was not quite finished yet. I lifted him off the floor and slammed him onto the tables where I used my jujitsu skills to perform a rear naked choke. I screamed
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME AND TAKE MY SEAT!"
Some of the guys tried to restrain me, but I grabbed them by their shirt pockets and swung them over my head.
It took all the guys in the entire classroom, including the professor, and most of the girls to get me off him. Once I was finally restrained by about 30 people, the pony-tailed guy was lying on the floor unconscious. The ambulance came by the building shortly after and took him away on a stretcher.
I proudly sat at MY SEAT ready to continue the class until the professor decided to end the session on a short note. Police cars came by the building and I was taken in for questioning. The douche is probably planning on filing an assault charge on me.
In a place of intellectual discourse, this man insulted me and disrespected the Nova Hrvatska movement. By taking my seat, he was making a political statement saying Nova Hrvatska supporters should not be allowed a seat in an educational institution, a clear violation of free speech! My personal chef and loyal Nova Hrvatska extremist of Korean origin, Kwak, will present my case in court.
The representative of Nova Hrvatska has suffered an insult, out of all places, at a place of intellectual discussion! I am TEMPESTUOUS over the recent events that brought such devastating ramifications. Case in point, yesterday's incident in the university.
There I was entering my night class after I finished a meeting of the Nova Hrvatska fraternity club, when LO AND BEHOLD! Someone was sitting in my chair!
Now I am not one to be nit-picky however, the classroom was quite small and it is kind of a ritual for everyone to pick a seat at the start of the semester and stay in that spot throughout the course. I was quite pleased with my seating situation, being between two lovely female companions. But last night I've discovered that there was a guy sitting in my seat!
He was an arrogant pony-tailed man, he looked like a hardcore hippy liberal. Well he was about to experience the wrath of Bismarck from me!
I was OUTRAGED! It took all of my will power to control my devastating temper, but by the grace of GOD! I calmly approached him.
"Good evening sir, I believe this has been my chair for the past few months now, I kindly ask you to remove yourself from my spot"
The arrogant pony-tailed douche retorted back with a grinning smart ass reply
"I don't recall us having assigned seating. Since this is college I believe I can sit anywhere I want"
At that moment my hands began to tremble and a sharp vein began to appear on my forehead. Nevertheless I remained calm and replied
"Yes well, it is a common act of courtesy to sit at your regular spot"
At this the pony-tailed smart ass guy said
"Listen here, first off this is not your spot. We don't have assigned seating anymore. You are no longer the high school jock who thinks he owns this seat."
I could not control myself any longer. This pony-tailed hippy douche had not only disrespected me but he had just insulted me! My family honor could not tolerate this.
I leaned forward and grabbed the two legs of his chair and stared him dead in the eye. His grin turned to fear as I slowly replied
"Are you insulting me?"
The pony-tailed man whimpered and started shaking in fear as I yelled
"I SAID ARE YOU INSULTING ME!" I roared so loud that the entire campus could hear. I lifted his chair up with him seated, and did a perfect military press with it over my head. With full force, I threw the chair into the brick wall with the guy lying on the floor moaning with blood oozing out of his skull.
I was not quite finished yet. I lifted him off the floor and slammed him onto the tables where I used my jujitsu skills to perform a rear naked choke. I screamed
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME AND TAKE MY SEAT!"
Some of the guys tried to restrain me, but I grabbed them by their shirt pockets and swung them over my head.
It took all the guys in the entire classroom, including the professor, and most of the girls to get me off him. Once I was finally restrained by about 30 people, the pony-tailed guy was lying on the floor unconscious. The ambulance came by the building shortly after and took him away on a stretcher.
I proudly sat at MY SEAT ready to continue the class until the professor decided to end the session on a short note. Police cars came by the building and I was taken in for questioning. The douche is probably planning on filing an assault charge on me.
In a place of intellectual discourse, this man insulted me and disrespected the Nova Hrvatska movement. By taking my seat, he was making a political statement saying Nova Hrvatska supporters should not be allowed a seat in an educational institution, a clear violation of free speech! My personal chef and loyal Nova Hrvatska extremist of Korean origin, Kwak, will present my case in court.