Post by spartacus on Jul 27, 2011 2:01:24 GMT -5
For all the fans of The Karate Kid trilogy, here is a list why Mr. Miyagi was not a good example of a Karate instructor, but instead a criminal who broke laws and caused a lot of grief.
1.) He spent countless hours alone in his maintenance room alone whilst the complex went to pieces.
2.) Pearl Harbored a bunch of teens and kicked one of them several times in the crotch.
3.) Plies liquor on an underage minor.
4. Drove illegally.....no license or insurance, putting countless other motorists at risk, especially when he broke into his happy song.
5. Accepted Whineielle's crappy "gift" of a sh!t-ass bonsai tree business in the ghetto, paid for by Lucille's hard-earned tip and hustle money.
7) WEARS A WIFE BEATER!
8) Dishonored a girl and than fled the country without making an honest woman of her.
9) Used his Asian presence to force an already disturbed Vietnam vet into a total mental breakdown
10) Distroyed the great future of Daniel, Lucille and Kreese by going to the dojo to escalate the problem instead of sending Lucille with her feminine viles to smooth it out.
11) Repeatedly beats up only men old enough to be his sons and boys old enough to be his grandsons while refusing to take it on men of his age, which goes back to his penchant for wife-beaters.
12) Thinks he owns the plane by refusing to let in Daniel who bought the ticket and thus has every right to board.
13) Thinks Kobra Kai dojo is bad because they don`t push giant, lethal metal hooks at the students over there as a part of the balance training.
14) tries to keep Daniel only for himself by endorsing Daniel`s diet of mac`n`cheese resulting in the boy`s fast appraoching obesity which makes him repulsive to girls and boys alike and feeds his insecurities.
15) Insulted Sensei Kreese and his Dojo through act of coward.
16) Insulted Mr. Sato by returning to homeland.
17) Insulted Yukiea by not taking her with him to America.
18) Insulted Uncle Louie by patronizing his illness to Mrs. LaRusso.
19) Breaks every child labor law known for “training” purposes.
20) Deliberately limits training movements encouraging carpal tunnel syndrome.
21) Steals supplies from work for his personal use.
22) Takes credit for repairing Daniel’s bike when it was clearly not repairable by him. Most likely he stole another bike and left the busted one for some poor kid.
23) Gets angry that Daniel caught the fly that he had been trying to catch for God knows how many years.
24) Rocks the boat side to side so he can see Daniel in a wet shirt.
25) Gave Daniel a car without his mother’s permission. How can she pay for his insurance when she can’t even get her own hoopty fixed?
26) Puts off a legitimate tenant’s request for a repair so he can catch a fly with chopsticks.
27) Manhandles plants so he can turn them into so called things of beauty.
28) Sets Daniel up to drive so that if they get pulled over, Daniel can take the blame while he speaks Japanese gibberish.
29. Insults his own culture by going out for "Chinese food" to celebrate his ill-gotten gambling wins. I can
imagine the nasty greasy fried slop the "restaurant" served. Everything is deep fried and covered in hot
sesame seed oil.
30. Tries to finagle out of his "death" match with Sato every chance he gets by kow-towing and patronizing
him whenever he sees him coming for his head.
31. Makes up stories about abortions and child birth complications regarding the wife he never had in order to inspire sympathy from Danielle. A sick man.
32. Steals a veriety of objects, most notably a black belt that belonged to a tournament referee.
33. Cheaply hustles Chozen, Sato and American servicemen at ice breaking bars for the glorification of his own ego... and follows up with insults and sarcasm when he wins a shoddy bet.
34. Flees his homeland with his tail between his legs after several horrid blasphemiies against his country, his village, his friend, his father, Yukie and Budha himself!
35. Is an Eco-terrorist
36) Smashes bottles on beach and chuckles about it. (This is personal to me. When I was a kid, I took a half dozen stitches to my foot from stepping on a broken bottle while at the beach!)
37) Tries to set up corpulant hired hand with underage girl across the street -- while she's on the rebound.
38) Blows off friendly chatter of mailman to peruse Publisher's Clearing House entry form.
39) Those unidentified stains on the floor of maintenance shop.
40) Uses South Seas property to fabricate Halloween costume for tenant whose rent was in arrears.
41) Neglects basic upkeep of The South Seas Spas, causing many tenants to move out and owner to sell, leaving other tenants homeless.
42) Single handedly shames every past, present, and future Buddhist by claiming Buddha provided a stolen black belt.
43) Practices his ninja skills by prowling around at night looking for children to attack.
44) Performed Okinawan witchcraft on an injured Daniel so he could continue the tournament.
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45) Conned Danny Boy into squandering his meager "savings" on The Crap Shack then made him legally liable for the lease by pretending to do him a favor by making him "pahtnah".
If Miyagi fled town like a rat fink coward -- something he was known to do -- Whineielle would have been wholly responsible for the balance of the lease.
46. Goaded and taunted Sensei Kreese to punch out car windows in front of children and unsuspecting parents. Had Miyagay not been such an irrisponsible and cruel son of a bi*ch he would have asked the kids to leave or found some other means to reason with Kreese, but instead he chooses to turn the parking lot into a bloody spectacle.
47) Drains a swimming pool and throws a fake swan type thing in it to give the appearance it's now a pond.
48) Sabotaged the kitchen faucet knowing the new boy would be sent down to ask for a repair. Thus began Daniel's mind control ordeal.
49) Thinks the answer to modern day problems is to go fishing in the middle of the night
50) Deceives tournament officials by talking japanese when he can speak english just fine
1.) He spent countless hours alone in his maintenance room alone whilst the complex went to pieces.
2.) Pearl Harbored a bunch of teens and kicked one of them several times in the crotch.
3.) Plies liquor on an underage minor.
4. Drove illegally.....no license or insurance, putting countless other motorists at risk, especially when he broke into his happy song.
5. Accepted Whineielle's crappy "gift" of a sh!t-ass bonsai tree business in the ghetto, paid for by Lucille's hard-earned tip and hustle money.
7) WEARS A WIFE BEATER!
8) Dishonored a girl and than fled the country without making an honest woman of her.
9) Used his Asian presence to force an already disturbed Vietnam vet into a total mental breakdown
10) Distroyed the great future of Daniel, Lucille and Kreese by going to the dojo to escalate the problem instead of sending Lucille with her feminine viles to smooth it out.
11) Repeatedly beats up only men old enough to be his sons and boys old enough to be his grandsons while refusing to take it on men of his age, which goes back to his penchant for wife-beaters.
12) Thinks he owns the plane by refusing to let in Daniel who bought the ticket and thus has every right to board.
13) Thinks Kobra Kai dojo is bad because they don`t push giant, lethal metal hooks at the students over there as a part of the balance training.
14) tries to keep Daniel only for himself by endorsing Daniel`s diet of mac`n`cheese resulting in the boy`s fast appraoching obesity which makes him repulsive to girls and boys alike and feeds his insecurities.
15) Insulted Sensei Kreese and his Dojo through act of coward.
16) Insulted Mr. Sato by returning to homeland.
17) Insulted Yukiea by not taking her with him to America.
18) Insulted Uncle Louie by patronizing his illness to Mrs. LaRusso.
19) Breaks every child labor law known for “training” purposes.
20) Deliberately limits training movements encouraging carpal tunnel syndrome.
21) Steals supplies from work for his personal use.
22) Takes credit for repairing Daniel’s bike when it was clearly not repairable by him. Most likely he stole another bike and left the busted one for some poor kid.
23) Gets angry that Daniel caught the fly that he had been trying to catch for God knows how many years.
24) Rocks the boat side to side so he can see Daniel in a wet shirt.
25) Gave Daniel a car without his mother’s permission. How can she pay for his insurance when she can’t even get her own hoopty fixed?
26) Puts off a legitimate tenant’s request for a repair so he can catch a fly with chopsticks.
27) Manhandles plants so he can turn them into so called things of beauty.
28) Sets Daniel up to drive so that if they get pulled over, Daniel can take the blame while he speaks Japanese gibberish.
29. Insults his own culture by going out for "Chinese food" to celebrate his ill-gotten gambling wins. I can
imagine the nasty greasy fried slop the "restaurant" served. Everything is deep fried and covered in hot
sesame seed oil.
30. Tries to finagle out of his "death" match with Sato every chance he gets by kow-towing and patronizing
him whenever he sees him coming for his head.
31. Makes up stories about abortions and child birth complications regarding the wife he never had in order to inspire sympathy from Danielle. A sick man.
32. Steals a veriety of objects, most notably a black belt that belonged to a tournament referee.
33. Cheaply hustles Chozen, Sato and American servicemen at ice breaking bars for the glorification of his own ego... and follows up with insults and sarcasm when he wins a shoddy bet.
34. Flees his homeland with his tail between his legs after several horrid blasphemiies against his country, his village, his friend, his father, Yukie and Budha himself!
35. Is an Eco-terrorist
36) Smashes bottles on beach and chuckles about it. (This is personal to me. When I was a kid, I took a half dozen stitches to my foot from stepping on a broken bottle while at the beach!)
37) Tries to set up corpulant hired hand with underage girl across the street -- while she's on the rebound.
38) Blows off friendly chatter of mailman to peruse Publisher's Clearing House entry form.
39) Those unidentified stains on the floor of maintenance shop.
40) Uses South Seas property to fabricate Halloween costume for tenant whose rent was in arrears.
41) Neglects basic upkeep of The South Seas Spas, causing many tenants to move out and owner to sell, leaving other tenants homeless.
42) Single handedly shames every past, present, and future Buddhist by claiming Buddha provided a stolen black belt.
43) Practices his ninja skills by prowling around at night looking for children to attack.
44) Performed Okinawan witchcraft on an injured Daniel so he could continue the tournament.
<span> </span>
45) Conned Danny Boy into squandering his meager "savings" on The Crap Shack then made him legally liable for the lease by pretending to do him a favor by making him "pahtnah".
If Miyagi fled town like a rat fink coward -- something he was known to do -- Whineielle would have been wholly responsible for the balance of the lease.
46. Goaded and taunted Sensei Kreese to punch out car windows in front of children and unsuspecting parents. Had Miyagay not been such an irrisponsible and cruel son of a bi*ch he would have asked the kids to leave or found some other means to reason with Kreese, but instead he chooses to turn the parking lot into a bloody spectacle.
47) Drains a swimming pool and throws a fake swan type thing in it to give the appearance it's now a pond.
48) Sabotaged the kitchen faucet knowing the new boy would be sent down to ask for a repair. Thus began Daniel's mind control ordeal.
49) Thinks the answer to modern day problems is to go fishing in the middle of the night
50) Deceives tournament officials by talking japanese when he can speak english just fine