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Post by rex362 on Feb 8, 2013 13:19:57 GMT -5
No joke: Jim Belushi isn’t pulling any punches
Some men today have turned into women; they are constantly discussing their problems. And women reinforce it by telling men, over and over, that that’s what they want: someone who is cooperative, fair, considerate, wants to share and have discussions about things, saying, “Let’s work this out.” But here’s the truth. Say you’re in a bar. Some guy starts talking to your girl, and she says, “I’m with somebody.” The guy calls her the “b” word. So you go, “Hey man, that’s not appropriate, that’s really hurtful, you shouldn’t talk to people like that, that’s not how community works,” I guarantee on the drive home your wife will say, “Why didn’t you stand up for me?” And your answer is, “I thought you liked it when people discussed their feelings. Discuss.” I was at the House of Blues one time with my wife Jennifer (at that time, she was my girlfriend). This guy was talking to her, I didn’t blame him, she’s a hottie, and I was talking to some other people, but always with an eye on my girl. And, you know, he was one of those handsy kinds of guys. Put his hand on her shoulder when he was laughing, grabbed her arm when he was trying to make a point. “OK,” I was thinking, “That was two touches. One more and he’s toast.” He put his hand on her shoulder again, and I come over to him. I said, laughing, “Hey, you touch her one more time and I’m going to beat you.” He laughed, thought I was joking. I said, “No, not a joke my friend. Keep your damn hands off my girl.” After we left, Jennifer went on and on in the car: “That’s not how you handle differences. He was just being friendly. We were just talking. I can handle myself.” And I said, “If anyone ever touches you like that, I will beat them.” She said, “You are an animal.” I said, “Yes, I am. You entered the animal kingdom when you entered my life.” “You’re crazy. You are just crazy,” she said. “Yes, I am. I’m crazy for you. And I will protect you always, from slimy guys and rude jerks and from the dangerous mayhems of life.” She went silent and acted mad. She told all her girlfriends about it. It’s been one of her favorite stories for years. And in the story, you can always hear between the lines, “My man loves me. He will always protect me. He’s a man. A stupid, stupid man. And I love him.” Women want to know that their men will protect the cave and everything in it: them, their children, their homes. Women need to feel safe. Otherwise, they lose respect for you. The relationship will slowly disintegrate. Look, I’m not saying to beat up any guy who goes near your girl, but you should be willing to. Don’t be afraid to make a fool of yourself, because that’s what men do best. I believe men in relationships should constantly make sure that their wives feel pretty and loved. Our wives don’t want best friends. They say they do, but no, they want men. They want a husband. They want a father for their children. They want a lover. Given the opportunity, every woman will try to make their man into their best friend, like their cousin, their buddy. And that kind of thinking slowly takes the edge out of the relationship. Remember: Women don’t sleep with their best friends, their cousins or their buddies. They will sleep with a man who makes them feel safe, protected and loved. You can thank me later.
*Jim Belushi donated his fee for this column to the Chilmark Fire Department.
www.suntimes.com/lifestyles/splash/18074436-418/no-joke-jim-belushi-isnt-pulling-any-punches.html
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Post by hellboy87 on Feb 9, 2013 5:10:21 GMT -5
He should speak for himself.
He really is showing his age here.
Backward f*ck.
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Post by Kanaris on Feb 9, 2013 21:30:17 GMT -5
A has been... never amounted to nothing.
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Post by atdhetar on Feb 9, 2013 21:36:05 GMT -5
you sound so bitter all the time Mike
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Post by Shqipni13 on Feb 9, 2013 23:46:48 GMT -5
If your woman doesn't have a problem with a dude putting his hands on her, you let the hoe go.
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Post by dukeduka on Feb 9, 2013 23:47:12 GMT -5
A has been... never amounted to nothing. Behave like an Hellene and not like a Barbar.
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Post by Kanaris on Feb 10, 2013 1:04:21 GMT -5
you sound so bitter all the time Mike Seriously Belushi? He should thank me for writing his name here.
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Post by amateurs on Feb 10, 2013 2:22:44 GMT -5
"Remember: Women don’t sleep with their best friends, their cousins or their buddies. They will sleep with a man who makes them feel safe, protected and loved. You can thank me later."
That's so cliché. In fact, many couples don't have anyone but each other, and in a way, they are each other's best friends. One quality doesn't have to exclude the other. A man can protect his woman, his household, and be his woman's best friend without being a wimp. And when I say best friend, I don't mean the kind of friend that she must confide in with every little BS. You guys know what I mean. But yeah, a man should be a man, no doubt about it. How is this news? It ain't. It's just cliché stuff. Kanaris should love that little article...he and Aadmin have promoted this He-Man fallacy for years.
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Post by rex362 on Feb 10, 2013 10:02:50 GMT -5
man up mo-fo's
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Post by Kanaris on Feb 10, 2013 13:25:19 GMT -5
Anyone who wears leather shoes with no socks... must be lonely cause when he takes them off everyone scrams.
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Post by rex362 on Feb 10, 2013 15:27:32 GMT -5
Anyone who wears leather shoes with no socks... must be lonely cause when he takes them off everyone scrams. Oh C'mon ....you know very well thats Miami Vice Style
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Post by Balkaneros on Feb 10, 2013 17:43:38 GMT -5
If your woman doesn't have a problem with a dude putting his hands on her, you let the hoe go. I agree with you all the way. A real man doesn't deal with BS and drops the hoe.
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Post by hellboy87 on Feb 11, 2013 8:39:21 GMT -5
If your woman doesn't have a problem with a dude putting his hands on her, you let the hoe go. There are a lot of men who LOVE to have their wives sleeping with other men. And even do GBs too,you know?
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Post by Duke John on Feb 11, 2013 9:21:56 GMT -5
If your woman doesn't have a problem with a dude putting his hands on her, you let the hoe go. There are a lot of men who LOVE to have their wives sleeping with other men. And even do GBs too,you know? There are alot of men who like being kicked in the nuts, there are a lot of twisted people.
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Post by atdhetar on Feb 11, 2013 16:26:09 GMT -5
picko can learn a thing or two from this guy
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Post by hellboy87 on Feb 12, 2013 12:14:35 GMT -5
There are a lot of men who LOVE to have their wives sleeping with other men. And even do GBs too,you know? There are alot of men who like being kicked in the nuts, there are a lot of twisted people. I know. You married?
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Post by Kanaris on Feb 12, 2013 17:48:54 GMT -5
There are alot of men who like being kicked in the nuts, there are a lot of twisted people. I know. You married? Yes he is to a 1970 Stage 1 GS Buick.
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Post by Duke John on Feb 13, 2013 15:51:48 GMT -5
There are alot of men who like being kicked in the nuts, there are a lot of twisted people. I know. You married? Yes.
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Post by Duke John on Feb 13, 2013 15:52:59 GMT -5
I know. You married? Yes he is to a 1970 Stage 1 GS Buick. On a break now, standing alone in garage, long winters here.
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Post by Kanaris on Feb 14, 2013 5:58:32 GMT -5
Same here this winter has been a tough one,the last 7 weeks the temps were in the -20's most of the time,only now we got a small break.. Hope you stored your Buick in a nice dry place with low humidity.
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