Zvone
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Post by Zvone on Jul 26, 2008 17:51:42 GMT -5
We all have different taste in women. For example, I'm a straight girl and I appreciate curvy -- even big -- asses. But I also love classic, angular, high-cheekbone faces. Breasts, meanwhile, they just remind me to take out the garbage. Where do you stand? The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test will show you a series of pictures. Then, using some basic math, I will determine your exact taste in women. At the end of the test you'll learn the words and numbers that describe your strongest desires. If you're a gay male or straight female, I'm curious if you buy into the media's hype, so please take it anyway. Alternatively, I highly recommend This Test That Measures Your Taste In Men. It contains nice shots of dudes' packages, nicely contained. www.okcupid.com/tests/the-tits,-ass,-and-cuteness-test
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Zvone
Amicus
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Post by Zvone on Jul 26, 2008 17:52:14 GMT -5
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Post by kapetan on Jul 26, 2008 18:34:52 GMT -5
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 73% Big Ass, and 68% Cute
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.
Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!
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Post by SKORIC on Jul 26, 2008 20:53:52 GMT -5
Skinny and Sexy Raw score: 41% Big Breasts, 32% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos! ----
tfer has a pic of Paris hilton im not attracted to her at all.
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Post by vanilo on Jul 27, 2008 6:35:20 GMT -5
Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 63% Big Breasts 77% Big Ass 56% Cute!
You show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
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I'm a heterosexual female but yes, I do think that the most beautiful women are the ones who're curvacious (not fat/obese, but curvy and with a bit of meat on them) and have sexy bone structure. NOTHING worse than women who look like a kid, have no breasts, no waist, no hips, no ass and no thighs. I reaaally don't get all those women who are so damn obsessed with being a stick. That's ugly.
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Post by Marshall_Stanko on Jul 27, 2008 8:05:33 GMT -5
Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 67% Big Breasts, 50% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
You scored 67% on tit-size, higher than 82% of your peers. 53/100 You scored 50% on ass-size, higher than 53% of your peers. 13/100 You scored 40% on cuteness, higher than 13% of your peers.
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Post by Emperor AAdmin on Jul 27, 2008 10:15:40 GMT -5
Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 63% Big Breasts, 64% Big Ass, and 48% Cute! ---------- Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie. ------- Compared To Other Takers * 78/100 You scored 63% on tit-size, higher than 78% of your peers. * 80/100 You scored 64% on ass-size, higher than 80% of your peers. * 27/100 You scored 48% on cuteness, higher than 27% of your peers.
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Fender
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Post by Fender on Jul 27, 2008 10:18:58 GMT -5
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson, . Avoid: Oprah. Actually, that's good advice for everyone.
I cannot stand Pamela Anderson.
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Post by Emperor AAdmin on Jul 27, 2008 10:27:30 GMT -5
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Post by terroreign on Jul 27, 2008 14:12:41 GMT -5
hehe whatever floats your boat
Here's mine:
Raw score: 56% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!
You show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Not too suprised
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Post by vinjak on Jul 27, 2008 21:04:29 GMT -5
Asses WildRaw score: 44% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 36% Cute!Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test. Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous asses, and they turn you on. Breasts are hit or miss, though, and besides, extremely large ones are just saggy and gross, in your opinion. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrity: J-Lo, when she's looking extra sexy. Probably not when she's acting.
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Anthologic
Amicus
"Lord of all Reality"
Ha!
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Post by Anthologic on Jul 27, 2008 21:13:21 GMT -5
I got asses wild... not a good celebrity recommendation though, J-Lo is fucking fat. Somebody please, for the love of God tell me who C is;
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Zvone
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Post by Zvone on Jul 27, 2008 21:30:38 GMT -5
^Tara Reid
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Anthologic
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"Lord of all Reality"
Ha!
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Post by Anthologic on Jul 27, 2008 21:57:22 GMT -5
ew really... that sucks because shes not that hot. i guess that photo was taken when she was 17, which makes her hotter than older females LOL.
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Post by meltdown711 on Jul 28, 2008 3:32:54 GMT -5
Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 63% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
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I guess that fits well with Balkan women, since they tend to look like a--holes.
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Trazi Vise
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Today's "church" has NOTHING to do with religion.
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Post by Trazi Vise on Jul 28, 2008 3:45:38 GMT -5
I did the "MAN, version and here are illyria's result's :-)
Buff sweetie
You scored 45% masculine, 59% athletic, 45% exotic, and 63% refined!
# You scored 45% on masculine, higher than 16% of your peers. # 20/100 You scored 59% on athletic, higher than 20% of your peers. # 34/100 You scored 45% on exotic, higher than 34% of your peers. # 79/100 You scored 63% on refined, higher than 79% of your peers.
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Post by Arxileas on Jul 28, 2008 3:46:50 GMT -5
^ Interesting topic....
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Trazi Vise
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Today's "church" has NOTHING to do with religion.
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Post by Trazi Vise on Jul 28, 2008 4:25:11 GMT -5
^^^btw, I'm not Gay, I'm female in case you guys still don't know lol.
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Post by meltdown711 on Jul 28, 2008 4:26:54 GMT -5
I didnt.... actually....
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Post by Arxileas on Jul 28, 2008 4:55:38 GMT -5
Neither did I for a second Illyria, I meant to say interesting topic "have changed it now" was in a great haste before....... Actually truth is, it was AAdmins pics that got me all worked up, AAdmin has great taste I must say .
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