We all know about the legendary Hungarian-Romanian friendship and brotherhood. So let's make a jokes thread and post jokes about eachother.
Three men went fishing ,a Hungarian ,a Romanian and a gypsy. One of them catches a golden fish .The fish tells them that if they let him go he will grant them a wish. First the Hungarian: -I want all Hungarians in Hungary ,united and rich. The second is the gypsy: -I want all gypsis back in India ,I want them to be happy and rich. Third the Romanian: -The Hungarians are in Hungary? The fish said yes -The gypsies in India ?Again the fish said yes -Then i want a Pepsi light please.
Q:Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig? A: -Lawrence of Hungary
You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Hungarian is there? - He's the one with a duck. How do you know if an Italian is there? -He bets on the duck. How do you know if the Mafia is there? - The duck wins.
The legends say that the first human in Transilvania was a Hungarian. And after he unmounted his horse and went to the river to bathe and drink water, when he returned the horse and all his belongings were gone, but he found a note that said: "Multzam fain' " ("Thank you very much")
but he found a note that said: "Multzam fain' " ("Thank you very much")
bs, it said "tessekur" on the note which means "Thank you" in Turkish or Cumanian which is old hungarian of course. lol ;D So Szekely was the first person in Transylvania who are of Hungaro-Turks branch.