Post by diurpaneus on Nov 11, 2007 16:08:18 GMT -5
You fix everything with a piece of wire and say "i'll get it fixed properly asap".
After 5 years, the wire is still in place and you say "leave it be, it works, doesnt it?".
When you dont have any wire available, you use wooden sticks and branches to fix your car.
You know how tough life is in school without chinese fountain pens.
You grew up on liver sandwiches.... and thought that was normal.
You make your own noodles.
Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions.
You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
All your children have nick names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
You know someone with 20 kids
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
You can fit 10 people into a Peugeot 206.
You have lace curtains.
You have lace tablecloths.
You have rugs covering every inch of your house.
You have or had rugs on your walls.
You ever heard of 'stomach stew'.
Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think but they won't let you do certain things because of what other 'frati' and 'surori' will think.
You know someone that married his girlfriend of 2 months.
You and your friends or family have ever been kicked out of a restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or rowdy.
You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table (musama).
You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
Your dad ever butchered a pig or lamb.
You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
Your kitchen shelf is full of jam jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (Got free with some household items).
Your parents call you farm animals when you get them mad.
Your mom ever chased you with a rolling pin or a broom telling you to stop so that she could hit you.
Your dad ever told you to smack yourself over the mouth for being disrespectful.
You're twenty years old and your parents are trying to send you to Romoville to get you married cause your old.
Getting married at 18 is normal.
Getting married at 16 actually happens.
Asking if you can get a discount at a discount store on clearance items is normal and not embarrassing for your parents.
You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.
You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
You bought a cell phone for your parents and have to re-teach them how to use it regularely - and they keep telling you from time to time that "there is a small envelope on the screen"
You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them away from getting dirty.
It's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people. (and half of them you've never even seen, but they're related to you somehow eg.cuscra lu' cumatra leana matusa lu a mica sora lu unchiu' fane a lu marioara de la tara)
You've seen the ground while inside the lavatory of a train.That's why it is forbidden to use it during stops.
You want BERE (BEER aka BOOZE) 24/7 !
You have a goat, it dies, and you wish the neighbor's goat also died
You run out of toilet paper, but you always have piles of newspapers to use instead
You take anything that "grows" on public property (corn, sunflower seeds, gasoline - from the transporting pipes between cities)always justifying that "da-i dracu', ca au furat destul de la popor" ("Screw them, they stole enough from the people")
You keep the chickens which accidentally entered your yard due to the poor condition of the neighbor's fence (which is also yours)or you cook them right away before the neighbor realizes
You poison your neighbor's dog because it was barking at you when you tried to fix the lock of his cellar at 3 AM last night
After 5 years, the wire is still in place and you say "leave it be, it works, doesnt it?".
When you dont have any wire available, you use wooden sticks and branches to fix your car.
You know how tough life is in school without chinese fountain pens.
You grew up on liver sandwiches.... and thought that was normal.
You make your own noodles.
Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions.
You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
All your children have nick names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
You know someone with 20 kids
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
You can fit 10 people into a Peugeot 206.
You have lace curtains.
You have lace tablecloths.
You have rugs covering every inch of your house.
You have or had rugs on your walls.
You ever heard of 'stomach stew'.
Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think but they won't let you do certain things because of what other 'frati' and 'surori' will think.
You know someone that married his girlfriend of 2 months.
You and your friends or family have ever been kicked out of a restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or rowdy.
You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table (musama).
You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
Your dad ever butchered a pig or lamb.
You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
Your kitchen shelf is full of jam jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (Got free with some household items).
Your parents call you farm animals when you get them mad.
Your mom ever chased you with a rolling pin or a broom telling you to stop so that she could hit you.
Your dad ever told you to smack yourself over the mouth for being disrespectful.
You're twenty years old and your parents are trying to send you to Romoville to get you married cause your old.
Getting married at 18 is normal.
Getting married at 16 actually happens.
Asking if you can get a discount at a discount store on clearance items is normal and not embarrassing for your parents.
You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.
You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
You bought a cell phone for your parents and have to re-teach them how to use it regularely - and they keep telling you from time to time that "there is a small envelope on the screen"
You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them away from getting dirty.
It's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people. (and half of them you've never even seen, but they're related to you somehow eg.cuscra lu' cumatra leana matusa lu a mica sora lu unchiu' fane a lu marioara de la tara)
You've seen the ground while inside the lavatory of a train.That's why it is forbidden to use it during stops.
You want BERE (BEER aka BOOZE) 24/7 !
You have a goat, it dies, and you wish the neighbor's goat also died
You run out of toilet paper, but you always have piles of newspapers to use instead
You take anything that "grows" on public property (corn, sunflower seeds, gasoline - from the transporting pipes between cities)always justifying that "da-i dracu', ca au furat destul de la popor" ("Screw them, they stole enough from the people")
You keep the chickens which accidentally entered your yard due to the poor condition of the neighbor's fence (which is also yours)or you cook them right away before the neighbor realizes
You poison your neighbor's dog because it was barking at you when you tried to fix the lock of his cellar at 3 AM last night