This might not be that funny to some of you, actually it might be painful.
Yesterday I found out my cousin, who is 22, is still a virgin. After laughing and pointing at him I realized that he is probably one of many losers who put the p***y on the pedestal. I can't believe that he can't get laid or I guess he is too shy to try.
Here are a few pointers for picking up chicks:
1. Treat them like s**t. The worse you treat them the more they like you. That’s why there is Oprah because women end up with A*****es.
2. Act like you don't give a s**t. Women are intrigued when the men are mysterious rather than blabbermouths.
3. Don’t buy her a drink or anything. Chicks are opportunists who will use your generosity of a drink to its limit. Make Her buy You a drink.
4. The ball needs to be in your court. Don't ask for her permission, TELL HER WHAT TO DO.
5. Tease her. Tell her that her shoes don’t match her outfit or that she isn't good enough for you.
6. Walk away! After talking a little and you have her interested, walk away. She will notice she isn't one of your priorities and ultimately will yearn for you to come back.
7. Dress nicely, take a shower, clip them nose hairs.
This may work:
Dip your d**k in her drink for good luck.
I think most of you will agree these 'tricks' work. Especially chicks. I hope I helped some of you...erm Fender. JK